Largest city in Pakistan (pop. 6.5 million), although not it's capital (Islamabad). Port city.
Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan.
by brendan March 07, 2004
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Karachi is the hottest and dirtiest city in the world. It is overcrowded and there is a stench of shit and piss allover. The people are rude and very primitive. In every corner and on every sidewalk, there are disgusting spits of “paan” (a kind shitty thing that is chewed and spat). The police in there are the robber and the thief itself, so be careful and evade these snoopy dogs!
1. Karachi is even worse than fucking Lahore, but they have both one thing in common: they are both stinky and overcrowded!
2. In Karachi, you could be robbed easily!
by di da July 20, 2006
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Karachi is housed to hard working people from all over Pakistan which pay ultra regressive taxes to Islamabad(Pakistan capital) to develop Islamabad infrastructure while Karachi rots.

Law and Order is only possible for those who can afford it i.e. people with political and financial connections.

Drinking water is also questionable but not as poisonous as Hyderabad's(Karachi neighboring city) water supply.

Sewage systems can rival Baghdad's system after the fall of Saddam. Karachi's sewage is dump in the sea killing the mangrooves if any of them are left from land hungry mafia.

Power Supply is expensive all thanks to World Bank and their local cronies. Load shedding in summers is as infrequent as Hurricanes without wind. Power theft is also common.

From public to private sector corruption is rampant. If a suppose a bridge is constructed 10% will be spent on actual bridge and rest 90% goes to pockets of cronies (Figures by Dr. Mehboob, Economist) Pakistan Planning Commision puts the figure 40% lost to corruption.

Labor, workers, employees are under paid all over the city with few notable exceptions. School teachers are worst paid too. Most of it can be attributed to greedy nature of some Karachites.

Traffic is worse than Italy. For traffic rules violation people can bribe Karachi's finest on the road without any shame. Karachi also home to Worse drivers. Road sense is as abundant as water on moon. Drivers are not the only ones, pedestrians can be seen crossing the road where ever they feel like.

Karachites rich and poor, can be seen throwing garbage, bottles, wrappers without any shame. Dust bins are non-existent. Spitting is common thing.

Karachites don't make queues. Strongest person usually wins.

Eating is the favorite pastime since there are not so many outing places for people to visit beside Sea, which itself sees coal and oil spills there.

More of a Dark ages system. Here violence is frequent and incompetent politicans found in abundance. All parties claiming this city belongs to them.

Poor refugees are exploited routinely and are exported to Gulf estates. Local girls can be found easily if one knows where to look for.

Education department is also corrupt to the extent some students can give their exams at home. College teacher comes to student home asking for money in exchange of telling the questionnaire.

Honesty is not the strongest point of Karachites. From insider trading to petty cheats all is consider ok even by most educated people.

Coming late on weddings and meetings is common. Most common excuse is traffic or there was no light at home.

Now some good points.
- Most Karachites are hard working.
- Most are educated and civilized than rest of the country.
- Most Karachites immigrate to first world nation to live in like minded society.
Abdul: I am from Karachi.
Simon: Nice place. (Trying to be nice, don't want to mention his horrible experience at Karachi airport)
by Kasem Shah August 31, 2004
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Code word for COVID-19. First coined by You Tuber James Munder possibly one order to avoid shadow banning on YouTube channels.
They are talking about the Karachi it’s all over the news!
I heard he got the Karachi and he’s not doing good!
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From the places I've been, this is one of the most filthy in the planet. Bad-looking place, bad-looking people, bad-mannered professionals, bad food, bad-traffic! It is such a hell that we can understand why so many pakis are fleeing that place. After visiting Karachi, one must say it is an irony that the country's translation means "The Land of The Pure People"!
Think dirty, think filthy, think Karachi!
by Ciro April 18, 2005
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noun: Diarrhoea or dysentry contracted by inflicting spicy Pakistani or Indian food upon an unconditioned constitution.
See: Delhi belly, Montezuma's revenge, The Sepia Mutiny, Traveller's Trots
Montezuma’s revenge and Karachi crouch, just two of the more publishable synonyms for traveller’s diarrhoea, is an almost universal experience for those travelling to more exotic parts of the world.
by Shambly Hermit January 23, 2005
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A bad case of 'the shits' brought on by an extremely hot curry the night before.
Much, much worse than Bombay Bum and Rhino-Eye as, in this case, the arse crack feels as though it has been prodded with a soldering iron.
"Oh shit Babes, you'd better put a loo-roll in the fridge, I've got Karachi Crack again"
by Marko the Great August 03, 2005
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