Definitions by bomman950

Nova China 

When China inevitable invades and takes over the territory of Canada.

I guess they're gonna call it Nova China, eh?

Nova China by bomman950 September 8, 2023

Thunburg

What caused the Titanic to sink.

Watch out for that Thunburg!

Thunburg by bomman950 June 30, 2023

BTM

When you bring the moisture to the crawlspace.

"Hey Baby, I BTM. No, no...I mean I sweat a lot."

BTM by bomman950 June 29, 2023

Trailer Park Jabba 

When you graduate from a mud hut to the last trailer on the left in Shady Acres. Sitting in a lawn chair with your butt hanging lower than the chair, and no one can understand what the fuck you're saying...like Dom DeLuise on a bender.

Don't mind him, that's just the Trailer Park Jabba trying to scratch a spot he can't reach.

Trailer Park Jabba by bomman950 June 14, 2023

Inclusterfucktivity 

When you work in a mental health facility. If you know, you know.

These lunatics won't leave me the fuck alone. This day is filled with inclusterfucktivity.

Inclusterfucktivity by bomman950 June 8, 2023

Woke 

Arising from one's bed place and somehow crossing into the space time continuum forever damaging one's psyche. Being lost in the land of fucktards. Maybe you should go back to bed, dumbass. Don't get on up, we'll tell you when to wake up. Bitch.

He woke up on the wrong side of the bed and never recovered.

Woke by bomman950 March 28, 2023

Karachi 

That little piece of skin between the vagina and anus.

I love going to Karachi. In the north it's wetter and warmer, and in the south it's a little dry. Some of the areas are a little hard to get to.

Karachi by bomman950 January 31, 2023