bomman950's definitions

Conniespeak

A mish-mash of unintelligible words including various curses that are more audible than the rest of the rambling diatribe. Also known as Connielingus.

Conniespeak: Are you woosh I'm like...shit what ?

by bomman950 January 19, 2023

TPSD

Fear of running out of toilet paper during a gaseous episode on the king's throne.

Honey, bring me in some fucking toilet paper, NOW! I'm getting TPSD!

by bomman950 January 30, 2023

Karachi

That little piece of skin between the vagina and anus.

I love going to Karachi. In the north it's wetter and warmer, and in the south it's a little dry. Some of the areas are a little hard to get to.

by bomman950 January 31, 2023

Connie Moment

When you are sitting quietly and suddenly utter in a gravely voice: "Sheeeit."

"You're out of Pepsi and we're not going shopping today"
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*Connie Moment* "Sheeeit."

by bomman950 December 6, 2022

Pissy Scent

White rapper whose name is based on 50 Cent. Lays down some sick whiffs (riffs) when he can't have a cigarette.

Here comes Pissy Scent to lay down some sick whiffs.

by bomman950 December 21, 2022

ManBearPizza

A pizza that's half cheese, half pepperoni, and half vegan.

ManBearPizza must be eaten raw and leave no carbon footprint.

by bomman950 December 21, 2022

Thunburg

What caused the Titanic to sink.

Watch out for that Thunburg!

by bomman950 June 30, 2023