kaoss
An encinitas based tag team. Got the name from middle school girls. First spelled KAOS, then added and extra "s" because the 8th grade girls who we copied.
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Kaoss Pad
A piece of electronic musical equipment used by musicians to create a limited variety of bleeps and basic drum patterns.
It's first entry into popular culture was its appearance on Muse singer Matt Bellamy's guitar.
However, the Kaoss Pad has now become a symbol for spoilt rich kids who got a guitar for christmas and "want to sound like Muse". Some even spend vast amount of money actually installing the pad into their guitar at a custom guitar shop.
Later, they realise that it's use as a musical instrument is in fact incredibly limited and will discard it after several days of fiddling with "that Supermassive Black Hole noise" the pad can make.
It's first entry into popular culture was its appearance on Muse singer Matt Bellamy's guitar.
However, the Kaoss Pad has now become a symbol for spoilt rich kids who got a guitar for christmas and "want to sound like Muse". Some even spend vast amount of money actually installing the pad into their guitar at a custom guitar shop.
Later, they realise that it's use as a musical instrument is in fact incredibly limited and will discard it after several days of fiddling with "that Supermassive Black Hole noise" the pad can make.
Spoilt rich kid- hey, I just got a learner guitar for Christmas and can only play Wonderwall on it. Ah well, I'll just go out and buy a £200 Kaoss Pad, that'll make me just sound like Matt Bellamy from Muse!
Friend- But surely you want to learn guitar properly first and then build your own original guitar sound and style before spending £200 on a piece of shoddily made metal.
Spoilt rich kid- NOOOOOOOO! MUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! *growls* supermassive black hoooooooooooooooole!
Friend- But surely you want to learn guitar properly first and then build your own original guitar sound and style before spending £200 on a piece of shoddily made metal.
Spoilt rich kid- NOOOOOOOO! MUUUUUUUUUUUUSE! *growls* supermassive black hoooooooooooooooole!
Kaoss Pad by CharlieGiggles August 26, 2009
Kassket
a hot girl with glasses that plays games and has heart crushing abilities, unfortunately hardly enough to sway old J.
Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.
Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)
juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.
see “Kassie”
Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.
Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)
juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.
see “Kassie”
Random friend: yo J, she’s been asking for you all the damn time
Junior: hmph, like I care
Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta huh ? Ok fool ass punk, you know you still want her back
Junior: ahahahahahah! Shes nothing, a speck beneath notice if anything
Random friend: oh shit shes calling my phone I think she tryna get me to put you on FaceTime to see her
Junior: *sweats nervously*
Junior: Whatever, she’s a joke
Kassket: *on phone screen* .........
Junior: hmph, like I care
Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta huh ? Ok fool ass punk, you know you still want her back
Junior: ahahahahahah! Shes nothing, a speck beneath notice if anything
Random friend: oh shit shes calling my phone I think she tryna get me to put you on FaceTime to see her
Junior: *sweats nervously*
Junior: Whatever, she’s a joke
Kassket: *on phone screen* .........
Kassket by Toxicity007 September 22, 2021
Kassket
a hot girl with glasses that plays games and has heart crushing abilities, unfortunately hardly enough to sway old J.
Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.
Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)
juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.
see “Kassie”
Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.
Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)
juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.
see “Kassie”
Random friend: yo J you still like Kassie?
Junior: hmph, like I care
Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta now huh? Yea ok, bet yo ass still in love with her, foo ass punk
Junior: she means nothing to me
*kassket calls on FaceTime*
Random friend: oh shit bro I think she’s calling me, trying to talk to you I bet
Junior; *nervously sweating*
(Remembers he blocked her)
I don’t care!
*kassket on FaceTime: .....*
Kassket = his love for her is dead
Junior: hmph, like I care
Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta now huh? Yea ok, bet yo ass still in love with her, foo ass punk
Junior: she means nothing to me
*kassket calls on FaceTime*
Random friend: oh shit bro I think she’s calling me, trying to talk to you I bet
Junior; *nervously sweating*
(Remembers he blocked her)
I don’t care!
*kassket on FaceTime: .....*
Kassket = his love for her is dead
Kassket by Toxicity007 October 8, 2021
Kassandra
The first time you see her you'll fall in love with her she gives you this amazing feeling that makes you smile gives you goosebumps and butterflies everytime you see her it's like the first time all over again. She has the most amazing laugh and her voice once you hear it you'll know what an angel sounds like. She takes your breath away so its hard to breathe let alone talk to her. She's that girl that you want to be with and that you'd do anything for. Being around her is the best from either sitting in class, driving around for hours or surprising her at work and the more you are with her the more you fall for her which makes you just want to be around her even more. She is so beautiful caring competitive funny smart and super cute, there are so many more words to describe her. Overall she is the greatest person you'll ever meet and is the definition of perfect. You'll want to thank more than God for having her in your life. If you have feelings for a Kassandra tell her how you feel or type it up on urbandictionary.com where anyone can see how you feel and have her read it like I have just done. I could go on and on about Kassandra but if I did it would take forever and I would rather tell her in person.
A little story I went to a cheer competition and was talking to another girl on the squad I wasn't aloud to be with her so I told everyone I was there to watch Kassandra. The thing is I was there to watch Kassandra I loved her and still do. I just wanted her to know that.
A little story I went to a cheer competition and was talking to another girl on the squad I wasn't aloud to be with her so I told everyone I was there to watch Kassandra. The thing is I was there to watch Kassandra I loved her and still do. I just wanted her to know that.
Kassandra by JosephPaul13 June 23, 2018
Kassidee
Shes a beautiful kind hearted person that treats everyone with respect. She always has trouble with finding the right guy which leads to heartbreak. But she is still positive. Shes usually smart, talented, and an awesome friend thats never fake. Shes always bubbly and brightens everyone’s day. Her smile is something you’ll never forget. Shes weird but in a good funny way <3
I wish i was kassidee
Kassidee by The tea is hotter than ur fute February 26, 2019
jacques kass
a guy who massages old famous men in hollywood during the day for money but at night, secretly sneaks off to become a stripper or prostitute he's in love with bronte bass even though he is 100% gay
jacques kass by babybabyhaveyouseenamytonight May 31, 2009