CharlieGiggles's definitions
A license fail occurs when someone taking what should be their first driving practical test prepares thoroughly with expensive lessons, has been waiting for months, is supremely confident of their ability to pass, and has even discussed getting insured for their parent's car upon passing...
...Only to discover that, in the test center waiting room, they have the wrong side of their paper provisional license, meaning they cannot be tested, waste the money spent on taking the test, disappoint family and friends and have to wait 3 months for the next available test.
Also known as "pulling a Charlie".
...Only to discover that, in the test center waiting room, they have the wrong side of their paper provisional license, meaning they cannot be tested, waste the money spent on taking the test, disappoint family and friends and have to wait 3 months for the next available test.
Also known as "pulling a Charlie".
Guy 1- Holy fuck, you know what's worse than failing your driving test?
Guy 2- Nah, what...?
Guy 1- committing epic license fail, that's what *shudders*
Guy 2- Nah, what...?
Guy 1- committing epic license fail, that's what *shudders*
by CharlieGiggles August 29, 2009
Get the License Failmug. Jack White's latest side project, also known as "Jack White's Inevitable Next Cash In Project". Although a semi-passable album, Jack White's "solos", which have been reduced to short bursts of fuzz-distortion instead of actual music, make the entire album unlistenable, as upon hearing a single decibel, the listener will be thrown into an uncontrollable psychotic fit of utter fury.
Jack White: I fancy making several MORE million dollars. Hey you! Yes, you over there in the twatty gothic dress! Come and record a half-arsed, whiny, poorly produced array of songs, call it an album, and sell it as "The Dead Weather"!
Random Singer: Er... ok!
Jack White: Thaaaaats right... it's got my name on it, so it'll sell millions regardless of whether it's good or not!
Random Singer: Er... ok!
Jack White: Thaaaaats right... it's got my name on it, so it'll sell millions regardless of whether it's good or not!
by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009
Get the The Dead Weathermug. When something, usually while Instant Messaging, makes you laugh out loud, but not in the shallow, generic, abyss-filling, inane sense that "Laugh Out Loud" is used for nowdays; actual, real life laughter.
Not a lol or a rofl or a lmao.
An actual laugh.
You remember, real emotion?
Not a lol or a rofl or a lmao.
An actual laugh.
You remember, real emotion?
Generic #1- Yeah lol like lol so I was like, lol, right?
Generic #2- OMFG yeah lol
Generic #1- lol
Generic #2- lol
Generic #1- lol
***AS OPPOSED TO***
Human- *reality lol* that was really, really genuinely funny.
Generic #2- OMFG yeah lol
Generic #1- lol
Generic #2- lol
Generic #1- lol
***AS OPPOSED TO***
Human- *reality lol* that was really, really genuinely funny.
by CharlieGiggles October 25, 2009
Get the Reality Lolmug. Plasticization Syndrome is a phenomenon found in the UK's current generation's youth, born in the late 80's and early 90's. It is when, due to peer pressure, perception of an "ideal appearance" in the media, bad parenting, and the culture of celebrity, the girls of the generation assume semi-identical appearances, without realising what they're doing.
Symptoms include aggressively straightened hair, hair being bleached blond to the point where the hair follicles are actually dying, applying makeup that can be measured in inches, saying "izzit" after every other sentence, assuming an online identity containing the words "lil" and "princess", having extremely underage sex, not having any real friends but instead a large group of people with whom to bitch, a lack of personal identity, respect and development and a general ignorance of the world.
Symptoms include aggressively straightened hair, hair being bleached blond to the point where the hair follicles are actually dying, applying makeup that can be measured in inches, saying "izzit" after every other sentence, assuming an online identity containing the words "lil" and "princess", having extremely underage sex, not having any real friends but instead a large group of people with whom to bitch, a lack of personal identity, respect and development and a general ignorance of the world.
Charlie: God, the leaver's ball at school was totally ruined by the semi-identical, orange-tanned, cinderella-dress clad girls- it looked like some kind of weird shop-dummy gathering.
Girl Suffering from Plasticization Syndrome: Mett, laak, wot is iz u on abaat boi? U best not be dis'spectin me or nuffin. Izzit.
Charlie: Jeez.
Girl Suffering from Plasticization Syndrome: Mett, laak, wot is iz u on abaat boi? U best not be dis'spectin me or nuffin. Izzit.
Charlie: Jeez.
by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009
Get the Plasticization Syndromemug. Doshing literally means to perform an act of physical movement that is both dancing and moshing.
This usually occurs naturally during fast paced, ecletic live performances, and normally starts when dancing at the edge of a moshpit, that then expands.
It avoids the stigma attatched to moshing but still allows a fair amount of physical contact with other attendees, whilst embracing the energy and mental bliss of raving like a madman.
This usually occurs naturally during fast paced, ecletic live performances, and normally starts when dancing at the edge of a moshpit, that then expands.
It avoids the stigma attatched to moshing but still allows a fair amount of physical contact with other attendees, whilst embracing the energy and mental bliss of raving like a madman.
by CharlieGiggles November 7, 2009
Get the Doshingmug. What absolute utter ignorant pricks call a guitar riff. The singular most irritating thing that can ever be said to another human being who knows the correct way to say it is "riff".
Sam- I love that guitar rift from Led Zeppelin's Heartbreaker.
Chaz- I hope you die a lonely, slow, painful death.
Chaz- I hope you die a lonely, slow, painful death.
by CharlieGiggles September 12, 2009
Get the Guitar Riftmug. A tiny albeit charming village in East Cornwall, UK. Almost exclusively populated by old people and almost always deserted. All other inhabitants are either crack dealers or students incredibly bored at the lack of anything exciting happening.
Overshadowed by neighbouring village/town Par, where things are mildly more entertaining. Mildly.
Tywardreath is inhabited, however, by Keith the Legend, owner of the Lons store. It is rumored he is Chuck Norris' long lost brother.
Overshadowed by neighbouring village/town Par, where things are mildly more entertaining. Mildly.
Tywardreath is inhabited, however, by Keith the Legend, owner of the Lons store. It is rumored he is Chuck Norris' long lost brother.
Charlie: Hey, I'm bored! Lets do somethign EXCITING!
Mate: Mate, we're in Tywardreath. There's NOTHING HERE.
Charlie: Oh. Gutted.
Mate: Mate, we're in Tywardreath. There's NOTHING HERE.
Charlie: Oh. Gutted.
by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009
Get the Tywardreathmug.