kannipshit 

The right way to spell connipshit.

derivative of conniption fit.

literal meaning: Having a conniption which causes you to shit yourself simultaneously

figurative meaning: A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated. Usually involves calling your significant other and yelling and crying to them over the phone

Conniption: a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm.

alternate spellings: Kanipshit canipshit
Sally had a total connipshit when she learned that the items at the store were no longer on sale.

Bob threw a kannipshit when he learned he was not chosen for the job.

kannipshit by Dafactzhurt January 6, 2021

kinipshit

Freaking the fuck out!

She's throwing a kinipshit over her boyfriends dirty house.

kinipshit by Macdaddyo! December 2, 2013

kanipshin bubbula 

To have a worry or a fit.

Don't have a kanipshin bubbula!

kanipshin bubbula by Steve Syracuse March 18, 2006

knipshit 

It's how your wife reacts when you turn your neck 180 degrees to look at a blond.

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Honey had a knipshit when I turned my neck to check out a fine ass.

knipshit by CR&MM November 9, 2015

Kinipshit

Freaking out for no apparent reason. Usually on someone within your family.

Jennifer threw a kinipshit because Pat used her charger.

Kinipshit by 504wordsmith December 29, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019