ka-no-pa-lop-ter
When there is someone who fricken enhiliates someone by swinging their arms around in circles looking like a fucking mongolian retard, and ends up fucking smashing his puny ass prey and has a seizure afterward.
A Kandalyn is unlike anyone else in the world, they are beautiful and creative, some would say a Jack of all Trades!!! They tend to sing, dance, twirl,write, and teach. There isn't anything a Kandalyn can't do!! They often have many friends that love her!! You can try to be like a kandalyn but its a one of a kind kinda girl!!
Boy do I wish I was a Kandalyn and could write my own book.
A skinny gay white wizard who rides around on a sex slaves back, punishing people with his 'black mamba'. Often seen riding through the Shire forcing the hobbits to submit to his black mambas wrath. Can use magic to control your mind and turn you into one of his many gay sex slaves who usually take male sperm on their chest (usually Kendalfs)
Common punishments include;
- Sodomy, turkey slapping, dutch ovening and general rape.
Kandalf the Gay, Beware of his black mamba and its magic.
(noun)- Ka-Naw-Pa-Loo-Poo- an imaginay place that lies east of Canada in the Atlantic Ocean. It is only possibly to get there by doing the "127easy steps to get to Kanapalupu".