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A name for a girl who is a poseur.
A girl who starts stupid drama and other girls hate her.
Girl 1: Look at that stupid bitch over there. She is soooo kanaan.
Random Poseur: Hey! That's my best friend you're talking about!!!
Girl 2: Surprise, surprise.
kanaan by Lindsay Badham January 24, 2008

samy kanaan 

has the biggest cock on the planet, likes to receive blumpkins.
ur so much like samy kanaan😍😍🤑
samy kanaan by stop tryna be god February 21, 2020

Amina Al-kanaan

wam ass forehead needs to get waves the silly wanker
Amina Al-kanaan by anonymous September 15, 2021

demi kanaan 

A stupid girl that lives in awkar.Demi is usually called "snake bitch by her gorgeous cousin Jules Ghorayeb.She used to be in a relationship with a guy with big unibrows and lately she was dating a PLAYER
OMG!THIS GIRL IS A BIG DEMI KANAAN!IS SHE OUT OF HER MIND?

Ziad Kanaan 

If the words “deez nuts” were a person. You can find this specimen at any local Indian store making weird jokes with cashiers who don’t get paid enough for their job.
Ziad Kanaan keeps forwarding me WhatsApp memes.

Ali Kanaan 

The most handsome guy ever. He's so cool.
Guy1: That guy Ali Kanaan is so cool.
Guy2: Yeah literally the opposite of Maissam.
Ali Kanaan by Sa3salam September 10, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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