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He is the most sweetest,cutest,funniest, amazing guy ever!! He's soo sweet!! He wrestles, plays football, andmakes good grades
Person 1: Woah! Who's he??
Person 2: Who him over there in the black hoodie??
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Oh! That's Kanaan..
Person 1: Dangg He's finee!!
Kanaan by Tastetherainbow234 January 17, 2013
Words you can keep
A name for a girl who is a poseur.
A girl who starts stupid drama and other girls hate her.
Girl 1: Look at that stupid bitch over there. She is soooo kanaan.
Random Poseur: Hey! That's my best friend you're talking about!!!
Girl 2: Surprise, surprise.
kanaan by Lindsay Badham January 24, 2008

samy kanaan 

has the biggest cock on the planet, likes to receive blumpkins.
ur so much like samy kanaan😍😍🤑
samy kanaan by stop tryna be god February 21, 2020

Amina Al-kanaan

wam ass forehead needs to get waves the silly wanker
heathrow airport flight b911 Amina Al-Kanaan
Amina Al-kanaan by anonymous September 15, 2021

demi kanaan 

A stupid girl that lives in awkar.Demi is usually called "snake bitch by her gorgeous cousin Jules Ghorayeb.She used to be in a relationship with a guy with big unibrows and lately she was dating a PLAYER
OMG!THIS GIRL IS A BIG DEMI KANAAN!IS SHE OUT OF HER MIND?

Ziad Kanaan 

If the words “deez nuts” were a person. You can find this specimen at any local Indian store making weird jokes with cashiers who don’t get paid enough for their job.
Ziad Kanaan keeps forwarding me WhatsApp memes.

Ali Kanaan 

The most handsome guy ever. He's so cool.
Guy1: That guy Ali Kanaan is so cool.
Guy2: Yeah literally the opposite of Maissam.
Ali Kanaan by Sa3salam September 10, 2025
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