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a sexual preference made to either the act itself or a part of the anatomy.
Im about to get some kaloche tonight.

He wants to give me his kaloche after our movie.
kaloche by Shahondria September 16, 2007
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Often used in reply to "kapiche", ie. "you get me", meaning "Yes, I get you"
Question: The sky is blue, kapiche?
Answer: Kapoche
Kapoche by PsychologyBanter January 16, 2016
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a very sophisticated man that has the great power of withstanding the nut

has a nutting power of 42
person 1: damn Klocher just busted a nut
person 2 aka mom: wow hes my boy
Klocher by sexyasianass November 4, 2019
(kl-O-sh) An adjective describing something that is ridiculously fantastic or awesome.
That movie was kloche.

That was a kloche roller coaster
Kloche by SHLURBIN October 14, 2013

Kat kalache

An ethnic food item served on a stick. Featured on The Simpsons. Usually served with crab juice.
Kat kalache by Anonymous November 2, 2003
In reply to kapiche "get it", meaning got it
Person 1: the sky is blue kapiche?
Person 2: Kapoche
Kapoche by PsychologyBanter March 1, 2016
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