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The hottest fucking hizi player in the world! Rly big biceps aswell, but his chin is way 2 sexy, I can't stand this hot piece of shit :@ he even devastated my anal in Paradise Center with 6 meter kuk AND YOU KNOW!!!
Hey man, I just met this kalimir type of guy. He is lit af AND YOU KNOW!
kalimir by darka8fps November 29, 2016
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A guy who is very athletic and cares about his health. A Kasimir is also very kind, helpful, and loving. He is also extremely blessed with a large penis and is a great lover. Every girl needs a Kasimir
We need a Kasimir to help win the game
Kasimir by Gianna Marie July 28, 2016

kalomira 

the most incredibly beautiful girl in the world
kalomiras beauty drives people crazy
kalomira by greekfool January 8, 2005

Big Daddy Kazimir 

a dick of less than 3" and a pencil-like girth
damn shanana, he be stickin his big daddy kazimir all up in me and i aint be feelin that ish
Big Daddy Kazimir by Jeff de Zutter February 21, 2005
Bringer of Chaos/Destroyer of Peace is the literal definition and what he is. A sociopath who while acts like he cares dose not.
"I declare world war 3," "You can't do that your only one person" "Good point," Stands next to other person "WE here by declare world war 3, I will let the new king tell you why" As Kazimir steps back and points to his friend for the Camera Crew.
Kazimir by Jakeupjake August 18, 2010
kasimir is baustella
kasimir by Frank the pussy cat November 29, 2013
A general name given to someone who plays online (multiplayer) games unsuccessfully. This person never seems to be able to understand the main goals within a game, due to their foolishness. For example this person will shoot people on a skydiving game, skydive on Minecraft and build piles of care packages on call of duty.
Example 1:
Player 1: "Hey, come look at the house I built"
Player 2: "We're playing COD you Kazimirt"

Example 2:
Player 1: "Hey anyone wanna go skydiving"
Player 2: "This is Minecraft, you'll die of fall damage"
Player 3: "Just let him, he's a Kazimirt"
Kazimir by slawitb0y April 18, 2013