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Kali Linux 

A Linux distribution meant for ethical hacking. Often used by defenseless people to make threats
"I used Kali Linux to attack my friends WiFi router" "Bro WTF"
Kali Linux by Sergeant-_-Savage October 5, 2020
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kali linux 

the best linux distro for hacking!
I will use Aircrack-NG to crack into the WEP Password, So I will use Kali Linux
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kali linux by MGmaster99999 October 3, 2016

Kali Linux 

Was created as a Debian fork specifically intended to make penetration testing on the “Universal Operating System” have a simpler setup process. You just plug and play. BlackArch and Pentoo would be comparable distributions.

Nowadays the butt of many jokes among the Linux community as its users are often seen as script kiddies. r/KaliLinux is filled with demonstrations of what happens when you make an absolute beginner the sysadmin of what’s essentially just Debian Unstable (hint: nothing good for them, but funny for us).
Xayden: IM GONNA HACK YOUR ROUTER! I USE KALI LINUX AND IM THE GOD OF HACKING!
Bob: Ethical hacking is how I pay the bills. I use Pentoo consistently for purposes that aren’t running 10000 different Wine applications - I.e. finding any security holes that some kid using Kali would try to exploit and stopping idiots trying to hack my clients. Please, take a look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why you even installed Kali.
Kali Linux by E hates Q April 17, 2022

Kali Linuxing 

Lagging the fuck out because you "installed kali linux".
Jack: Have you heard of li-!$£!^&$£%?
Tom: Jack, have you been kali linuxing again?
Kali Linuxing by coulrulner January 22, 2022
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