Man, he's got the kadoozaphobia real bad. He hasn't pooped since Thursday ever since he went to stay with Kelsey. His asshole is gonna explode come Sunday night...
1. Synonym for Breasts. Especially bountiful and luxuriously textured large breasts (draped in velvet).
2. "Ka-zoo-za!"- The sound a man makes when he views a woman's unsheathed kazoozas, as his penis ascends to its upright position.
"Look at those massive kazoozas!Wham-o, gee willikers!" or "The man tried to stifle the sound of his kazooza with a loud, nasty cough."