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kair0s__
the ultimate overlord of everything

the holy one
#kair0s__ supremacy
kair0s__ my lord i pray for good wishes”
kair0s__ by w1lbur June 5, 2021
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the best mutual ever
they like to watch mcyt

they are so sweet and kind
i like to tag them in stuff too and they always respond!
i want to give them strawberry cake since xe told me it’s, it’s favourite
“you know kair0s__”
“yeah”
“they have nearly hit 3.4k!”
kair0s__ by w1lbur June 6, 2021
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A seemingly sacred word. Only discussed amongst those who have experienced it. Any mention of it around a non-Kairos person will provoke hysteria from some.
"Hey how cool is that how on Kairos you..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP - JIMBO HASNT GONE YET!"
"Alright, alright, calm your religious ass down."
kairos by me January 29, 2005
An overnight Jesuit retreat where you are subjected to meditations and intense journaling, all the while motivated by "surprises."
Emily dreaded going on Kairos, knowing that she would be away from Katie for days, and fearing she would come home shouting, "Live the Fourth!"
Kairos by GrayGoose5 April 16, 2009
An extremely beautiful, funny, and smart girl who doesn't always realize what people see in her. She is often outgoing and just plain awesome. You are extremely lucky to know one as you will not find another in your lifetime.
" Man, if my girl was more kairistic then we would be the perfect couple." Said Axel.
Kairis by rocketma69 April 23, 2013
a religious retreat that forms a cult amongst those that have gone on it, filled with secrets and other annoying things others can't know.
"Yea it's a Kairos thing"
Kairos by Raul May 13, 2005
A retreat where young adults go to for roughly a week and feel that they become very close together in the activities they engage in during that week. Once that week is over they brag to their peers that did not go about how great Kairos is and how you will never become that close to a person only to realize in a month you will never talk to your Kairos friends again. This obnoxious bragging is called "Kairos High" and is often lasting one to two months after the retreat. While it may be a wonderful retreat it breeds annoying people.
Jon: Hey man I love Kairos. LIVE THE FOURTH MAN!

Leo: No thanks I never went.

Jon: Aww man you'll never be as close as I was with Frank at Kairos, we learned about each other in a whole different level! We're gonna be the best of friends! LIVE THE FOURTH!!

*One month later*

Jon: Yeah I haven't talked to Frank at all... I kinda forgot he existed.
Kairos by doppleganger November 9, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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