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kafloogle 

the type of shit you say when you're bored
guy1 : kafloogle
guy 2 : Speak english broski

guy1 : nah man im just bored

guy2: Oh igh
kafloogle by LSM abe May 14, 2018
Words you can keep

kafloobie 

When a male retracts his penis from a vagina after cumming, and his dick goes limp.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd it go with that chick last night?
Guy 2: I kafloobied man. She's definitely not calling me back.
kafloobie by KandiMeetsBuggy July 10, 2010

Kabloogie 

The act of smoking crack, crack, cooking crack or a crack addicted individual.
Whew, thats a real kabloogie, my ears wont stop ringin.

Look at those damn kabloogiers over there.

Stop lookin out the blinds you damn kabloogiers.
Kabloogie by chroncat101 August 25, 2010

KABOOGLEADOOGLE

Bro, did you order the KABOOGLEADOOGLE
KABOOGLEADOOGLE by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
An extreme feeling of insanity and hilarity usually derived from extreme boredom. Brought on by words like "blue" or "shrimp" that have no bearing in a conversation.
"Ha I said shrimp"

"Ur a Kablooble"
kablooble by Bob Jameson May 12, 2006

Kagooglefuck 

When Kabam and Google work together to fuck you over.
Dude, you get that refund from Google for your Kabam purchases yet?

No, man! I got Kagooglefucked!
Kagooglefuck by BigToneKoM32 May 9, 2014

Kaplookle 

when you are at a loss for words and need something to say
i just woke up in the morning screaming, "Kaplookle!". -Jacob
Kaplookle by OlReliable September 16, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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