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Ali Kabbani 

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along more than 14 centuries this word meant to say Allah Akbar means Allah is the greatest , but during the last few decades this word has a new meaning which is to pretend to forget something, don't worry about something.
Oh, This Magazine lacks respect.
yeah, you are right, but what can we do? Kabbar.
kabbar by m12m June 19, 2010

kabba-slappa 

Term used to describe celebrity devotees of bizarre, wealth-related religions, whose devotion to the religion in question is nothing more than a desire to be fashionable.

Incorporating the first five letters of 'Kabbalah', the infamous celebrity cult, the term is adapted from 'kappa-slappa', one of the words used as a synonym for 'chav', 'townie' etc.
"That hollywood star's a right kabba-slappa"
kabba-slappa by Schmerkins February 9, 2005

Kabbalah 

An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.
"Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?"
Kabbalah by sajor March 4, 2005

Kabbalah 

1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.
1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.
Kabbalah by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004

kabbalah 

A once secretive, proud tradition that only the wisest Torah scholars could study, and for good reasons. The knowledge and understanding that Kaballah can bring has overwhelmed some the wisest scholars in Jewish history, driving them to the brink of madness. To study Kaballah, a man had to be AT LEAST 40 years old, and has to have grown a beard and raised a family, activities which require nearly infinite patience.

However, thanks to Madonna and other opportunists, Jewish mysticism has been degraded into a new fad that any putz with a red string on his wrist can claim to understand. Anybody who thinks that a red bracelet will make him wise or holy is delusional.
Famous Kabbalah masters have included Rabbi Loew, who constructed a living golem from clay to protect the jewish people, and Rabbi Akiva, who entered the Garden of Eden while still alive, learned its secrets, and lived to tell the tale.
kabbalah by Taylor Esformes October 10, 2005