kabbab 

A person who likes gossip, acts stupidly and cannot pronounce the sound "k" like a normal human being. He will always push himself into your pictures, and will invite himself to movies and parties. Reproduction method is unkown, since there is no female kabbab, but the common kabbab has a great love for russian girls. Has no sense of humor, can't tell one decent joke but laughs from his own jokes, and occasionally says xd rofl and other lame stuff.

Kabbab:KKKKuka kkula is makkking a new cakkkke with Kkkcorn. HAHAHAHA I'M sooo funnnnnyXD!
Person A:God this man is such a kabbab, who invited him anyway?
Person B:He invited himself:(

kabbab by Count Berger September 12, 2009

Ali Kabbani 

Pokimanes Lover

Pokimane:Hi Myth!
Myth:OMG I can play with Poki again
Pokimane: Is Ali Kabbani ok guys?

Ali Kabbani by GuyWhoDefinedAliKabbani August 6, 2018

kabbar 

along more than 14 centuries this word meant to say Allah Akbar means Allah is the greatest , but during the last few decades this word has a new meaning which is to pretend to forget something, don't worry about something.

Oh, This Magazine lacks respect.
yeah, you are right, but what can we do? Kabbar.

kabbar by m12m June 19, 2010

kabba-slappa 

Term used to describe celebrity devotees of bizarre, wealth-related religions, whose devotion to the religion in question is nothing more than a desire to be fashionable.

Incorporating the first five letters of 'Kabbalah', the infamous celebrity cult, the term is adapted from 'kappa-slappa', one of the words used as a synonym for 'chav', 'townie' etc.

"That hollywood star's a right kabba-slappa"

kabba-slappa by Schmerkins February 9, 2005

Kabab Mein Haddi 

Kababs are supposed to be juicy and tasty. As a result, the experience of eating a particularly delectable kabab like the ‘Kakori Kabab’ is described by a number of people as being as good as love making.

Just as Finding a bone in your kabab ruins the experience or acts as a distraction, someone walking in on lovemaking or amorous encounter acts as a mood spoiler or distraction too.

Hence the term don’t be a ‘kabab mein haddi’ is used to tell someone off indirectly that they are being a nuisance ;) esp. in situations such as someone dropping in on bunch of love birds having an intimate dinner.

Dekh, udhar aa gaya kabab mein haddi
(Roughly translates as, ‘look there comes mr. nuisance or kabab mein haddi)’

Kabab Mein Haddi by Kautilya_Mir Taqi Mir June 17, 2018

Kabbalah 

An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.

"Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?"

Kabbalah by sajor March 4, 2005

Kabbalah 

1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.

1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.

Kabbalah by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004