If your lucky to have someone named Jovenel in your life, Jovelina is a name given to their girlfriends or crushes. You can tease a Jovenel with this all you want, it’s just the best feminine way to say his name.
Ex Friend: Hey look Jovenel, it’s Jovelina
Jovenel: K
Jovelina: Stop calling me that
The act of not shaving one's male genitals for several months, then hoping that their recent hook-up isn't used to grinding against hairy hog balls.
"That bitch thought she had the night all planned out... Turns out she ended up with a javelina - was picking hair outta her teeth for days after that weekend..."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!