If your lucky to have someone named Jovenel in your life, Jovelina is a name given to their girlfriends or crushes. You can tease a Jovenel with this all you want, itโs just the best feminine way to say his name.
Ex
Friend: Hey look Jovenel, itโs Jovelina
Jovenel: K
Jovelina: Stop calling me that
The act of not shaving one's male genitals for several months, then hoping that their recent hook-up isn't used to grinding against hairy hog balls.
"That bitch thought she had the night all planned out... Turns out she ended up with a javelina - was picking hair outta her teeth for days after that weekend..."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.