justynism

religion based on justyn

“mane i needa get back in the justynism i be feelin good”

justynism by -Selena December 2, 2020

Justism 

The name of an individual from Butt Fuck Redneckville, who fancies the practice of passionate missionary sex with someone inhabiting their family tree.

"Hey did you hear about Cletus and Cathy's Baby?"
"Yeah it has like three eyes and is retarded"
"I guess that's incest for you"
"He's such a Justism"

Justism by Pro-Laps-King April 28, 2021

Justicism 

The scientific study of studying justice

A: So, what do you do for a living?
B: Justicism.

Justicism by TheLordofBlindOrphans August 1, 2012

justisminister 

A minister position in Norway that is as cursed as the defence against the dark arts teaching position at Hogwarts.

Any politician that gets this position will emidiately have to step down. Anything from tweeting that the government cares more about terrorists than the population to having your girlfriend vandalize your house and car.

If you become the justisminister of Norway be ready to not be the justisminister of Norway in a very short time.

- Hey is Jøran Kallmyr still a relevant politician?

-No he’d the former justisminister.

justisminister by That_Kind_Of_Girl January 24, 2020

Justicism 

Justicism is the term defining the religious belief that everything and anything must be looked at through the principles of justice, like equality, freedom, etc. It makes exceptions for everyone as it does not have any rules except for the assurance of saving people. It's inspired by the ethics of karma and serves what everyone deserves. Justicism's God is the human race and its unwavering humanity.

Fan: "Hey, that serial killer right there escaped what he deserved through legal loopholes!"
Follower: "Do not worry, he might have slipped through the cracks of the law, but Justicism will find a way to make him reckon with his actions, one way or another!"

Justicism by Sonu Shiyami March 11, 2024