The name of an individual from Butt Fuck Redneckville, who fancies the practice of passionate missionary sex with someone inhabiting their family tree.
"Hey did you hear about Cletus and Cathy's Baby?"
"Yeah it has like three eyes and is retarded"
"I guess that's incest for you"
"He's such a Justism"
A minister position in Norway that is as cursed as the defence against the dark arts teaching position at Hogwarts.
Any politician that gets this position will emidiately have to step down. Anything from tweeting that the government cares more about terrorists than the population to having your girlfriend vandalize your house and car.
If you become the justisminister of Norway be ready to not be the justisminister of Norway in a very short time.
Justicism is the term defining the religious belief that everything and anything must be looked at through the principles of justice, like equality, freedom, etc. It makes exceptions for everyone as it does not have any rules except for the assurance of saving people. It's inspired by the ethics of karma and serves what everyone deserves. Justicism's God is the human race and its unwavering humanity.
Fan: "Hey, that serial killer right there escaped what he deserved through legal loopholes!"
Follower: "Do not worry, he might have slipped through the cracks of the law, but Justicism will find a way to make him reckon with his actions, one way or another!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"