junkst

DC slang for beer or hard liquor.

young let's step down to the store and get some junkst

by deftoned January 5, 2006

Junkst

Clean version of Shit; stuff, junk

"Dude, you better watch out he's about to pull some ninja junkst out on you!"

by Skyemean September 6, 2008

Junktion

The intersection of balls and shaft.

-Hey, where's Steve?
-Oh you didn't hear?
-No, what?
-I can't believe you didn't hear!
-No, I was away all week. What happened?!
-Oh man, it was awful. He ripped his junktion scaling a chain-link fence.
-Oh no! That's terrible, I really like Steve.
-Yeah, good guy. He used to tutor my little sister in Algebra II.
-Yeah math was always his thing.
-Not much of a speller though.
-No, terrible speller. Is he going to be ok?
-Well, doctors were able to reapproximate the intersection of his shaft and balls as best they could, but modern medical junktion technology has only come so far.
-Wait a minute. Didn't something happen to his junktion a few months ago?
-Yeah, he fell asleep at the nude beach, second-degree burns all over.
-It has not been a good year for Steve's junktion.
-No, it certainly has not been.

by Cowsocks June 5, 2010

junktage

Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..

Boy, look all that junktage he's got! what is it a E-barn sale?

by mave73 November 17, 2007

junkshopping

When you’re live streaming, and you begin having technical difficulties, including, but not limited to: buffering, audio breaking up, video resolution resembles a potato, losing internet connection, etc.

We were having such a great conversation on our live stream, then we started junkshopping, and nobody could see us, or understand what we were saying.

by Aunt_Jer October 22, 2020

junket

n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.

"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."

by whorian April 23, 2004

Vegan Junks

1. The dopest human to ever live.

2. Something that’s not harmful to consume, but will definitely blow your mind and get you fucked up.

Check out @dawgarchive ‘s music, his lyrics will get you mind fucked, that’s vegan junks

John: I clicked a link on dawgarchive’s ig page, guess what?
Doe: You had some vegan junks

John: wtf! How do you know this?
Doe: c’mon man, Vegan Junks has been my fav since day back

by dawgarchive December 19, 2022