Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021

jumper puppets

Breasts. Also see Norks, Chest Potatoes, Fun Bags.

Wooooaaah! Look at the Jumper Puppets on that Lass!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

Trump Jumper

one time trumper now a jumper. trumpers who are jumping from the sinking ship to avoid the ridicule and fallout of their one time savior

After the failed insurection, theres alot of trump jumpers trying to distance themselves from the shame of his name.

by Mr. Freezer January 31, 2021

Super Ender Jumper

E girl
Sagars gf
Troll face

Sej is a kiddo
U are a dumbo
Super Ender Jumper is pognt

by Slay6377 December 16, 2021

content jumper

Someone who tries to jump into a television series after missing the last few seasons.

Tracy missed the last 4 seasons of The Walking Dead. While discussing the latest series premier with Gonzo and trying to piece the puzzle together from the missing episodes, Gonzo dubbed her a "Content jumper".

by Inga7 October 31, 2017

wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019