wet ass jumper

A wet ass jumper is a jump shot in basketball that, 99% of the time, makes it in the hoop.
John: "Bro, I was shootin' so many wet ass jumpers today at the gym, I made almost all of them!"
DeSquarius: "I thought you sucked at shooting baskets."
John: "Not today."
by SkyySosa July 11, 2014
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wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture
Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019
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