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Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

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The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.

It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.

scratch-22 by scratch-22 December 14, 2017

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