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Puddle Jumper 

A sexually adventurous individual whose fetish leads them bounce from one squirter to the next.
I was wondering why he came to the swinger party wearing nothing but a raincoat and goggles. He’s a puddle jumper.
Puddle Jumper by Kaze77 August 2, 2019

Puddle jumper 

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.
Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!
Puddle jumper by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

puddle jumper 

Small spacecraft created by the Ancients. Several of these ships were discovered in various hangars in Atlantis, and are used by the Atlantis Expedition for various purposes. Puddle Jumpers feature retractable thrusters that allow them to travel through a Stargate, as well as powerful drone weapons for self-defense and a cloaking device to avoid detection. They are operated via neural interface, and so the ATA gene is required to activate and pilot the ship.
Lt. Col. John Sheppard got into Jumper 1, their puddle jumper, with Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, and Dr. Rodney McKay.
puddle jumper by SG-Me February 15, 2010

puddle jumper 

A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.
Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.

Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!
puddle jumper by Bellboy April 29, 2007

Puddle Jumper 

Nickname for any small car, but most usually applied to the AUSTIN SEVEN (built at Longbridge, Birmingham, England from 1922-1939). The butt of innumerable jokes and several popular songs of the 20s and 30s but brought affordable motoring to Britain and her Colonies until well into the 1960s. Many survive in use today (2010). At speed the little Austin can be skittish and literally jumps puddles.
"Ay up lad, tyre's lookin' bit bald on t' puddle jumper."
Puddle Jumper by austinero April 15, 2010

puddle jumper 

The owner of a new puppy or small animal.
Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!
puddle jumper by JackBauerIsMyHero January 30, 2007