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A cute fat pug whose owners are half Filipino. Jufran is a banana ketchup brand.
Hoy pare/mare! Did you see Mari's new pug?

Yeah! His name's jufran.
jufran by Holymolymotherfucker November 13, 2016
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jubran bassil 

the most hated politician in the Lebanese history
hela hela hela hela hoo
jubran bassil kess emmo
jubran bassil by herbieee October 22, 2019
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juranytlonel 

(jurr - rann - ee - tlon - ull)
(emphasis on rann)

1.) a short bus, usually for sale

2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger

3.) used in awkward silences
1.) Cory: I need a car!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL

2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*

3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!
juranytlonel by Shanallillen December 5, 2007
Juran, is the equivalent to all the woman in the world having one big orgasm, it's like god himself put one Juran on this earth to be the pleasure King Kong with the ultimate Ding Dong.
Jessica Alba and Angelina jolie fight to the death over who gets to swallow Juran's creamy syrup of life.
juran by unrelatedperson February 2, 2010
A small polish male that is very attractive and lovely. He is great in bed because of his huge cock. If you ever get a hang of an Jurand make sure you never let him go .
“I had sex with Jurand last night and guess what his cock was HUGEEE”
Jurand by BBC of u know u know February 4, 2020
A tall Polish male who is known to cry during shows such as Pokémon, PS I love you, or Summer Heights High
"His name is Jurand, you know, like the band?"

"Jesus Christ Jurand, relax, Ash will come back to life with Pikachu's tears"
Jurand by Borty Bortcross May 27, 2018
Probably the most gayest bitch in the world, who lives in a cage made by his mum. He is very sad, and thinks he's good

Being like Junran
Hey, look at that loser. He just chucked a Junran.
Junran by Junran November 21, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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