jufran

A cute fat pug whose owners are half Filipino. Jufran is a banana ketchup brand.

Hoy pare/mare! Did you see Mari's new pug?

Yeah! His name's jufran.

by Holymolymotherfucker November 13, 2016

jubran bassil

the most hated politician in the Lebanese history

hela hela hela hela hoo
jubran bassil kess emmo

by herbieee October 22, 2019

juranytlonel

(jurr - rann - ee - tlon - ull)
(emphasis on rann)

1.) a short bus, usually for sale

2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger

3.) used in awkward silences

1.) Cory: I need a car!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL

2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*

3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!

by Shanallillen December 5, 2007

juran

Juran, is the equivalent to all the woman in the world having one big orgasm, it's like god himself put one Juran on this earth to be the pleasure King Kong with the ultimate Ding Dong.

Jessica Alba and Angelina jolie fight to the death over who gets to swallow Juran's creamy syrup of life.

by unrelatedperson February 2, 2010

Jurand

A small polish male that is very attractive and lovely. He is great in bed because of his huge cock. If you ever get a hang of an Jurand make sure you never let him go .

“I had sex with Jurand last night and guess what his cock was HUGEEE”

by BBC of u know u know February 4, 2020

Jurand

A tall Polish male who is known to cry during shows such as Pokémon, PS I love you, or Summer Heights High

"His name is Jurand, you know, like the band?"

"Jesus Christ Jurand, relax, Ash will come back to life with Pikachu's tears"

by Borty Bortcross May 27, 2018

Junran

Probably the most gayest bitch in the world, who lives in a cage made by his mum. He is very sad, and thinks he's good

Being like Junran

Hey, look at that loser. He just chucked a Junran.

by Junran November 21, 2003