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a fat fuck, the stupidest person ever, honestly the worst individual to ever exist on the face of the earth. and if i could i would beat the living shit out of anyone with this name.
me: hello
judav: fuck off
judav by sus fuck December 6, 2021
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a big bear that lives in new york city
that's not a big bear, that's judav
judav by AG December 9, 2004
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tbh u can’t really describe the feeling he gives me, i really love him more then he could imagine, at first u thought he was really the type guy to say „fuck off“ after i said hello ( like the other definition about him describes ) but he never did that. he’s so much more caring then u may realise he never treated me wrong or had the intention to. he would never let me leave him and he’d probably never leave me either. every time i see his name pop up on my screen i smile, he can change my mood in just a message. he never failed to make me happy because those were his only intentions. i don’t know what it is but something about him is addicting he cares and loves so much and he’d always be there for me even if he’s the one needing help. i know he’ll most likely show this to his friends or laugh about it someday or not who knows the only thing i know is that i don’t wanna loose him.
?: why are u smiling at ur phone like a fuxking weirdo

me: judav.
judav by 92393928282828282 December 29, 2023
a person thank miss very much. he’s a very old friend and a even better lover, or used to be. many people spread hate about him for no reason but he’s genuinely such a sweet soul once u really know him.
judav?

yes
i miss you

i really don’t care!
judav by 92393928282828282 July 28, 2024

Big Judah Dick (BJD) 

Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.
Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."
Big Judah Dick (BJD) by Mastigos89 November 15, 2017

Mario Judah

No deadass tho where the fuck is Mario Judah

Official King Judah 

Tiktoker that makes a lot of Omegle videos. He has about 400k and loves talking to his fans on omegle!
Wow! I met Official King Judah on Omegle!
Official King Judah by analasiser November 11, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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