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a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy
That etard won't stop petting me.
by AG July 10, 2004

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Originated in the uk sometime within the last 10-15 years.

Meaning: An abnormally hairy snatch
Man did you see that chicks pantie hampster?
by AG April 05, 2005

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A bizarre form of mental aerobic exercise in which one strives towards the essentially divine goal of completely forcing oneself up ones own sphincter using only the power of the mind.
Recently a philosophy grad student from Stamford actually managed to bury all of his head, one arm (to the elbow) and a bit of his other shoulder up his own anus. This unusual incident occured when he was teaching Existentialism to young folk and was designed to demonstrate that a)existence is only perception and b)he had a big anus. Unfortunately he choked before he had managed to extricate himself and thus kinda proved himself wrong on both counts.
by ag February 09, 2005

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The action of creating and or packin' a mangina
~ I'm tuckin'. You tuckin'
~ Tuckin' like McFuckin' yo
by AG January 12, 2005

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a big bear that lives in new york city
that's not a big bear, that's judav
by AG December 09, 2004

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When a guy gets the end of his Yoohoo nipped off.
I got drunk and signed myself up for The chop.
by AG February 20, 2004

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Rubbing your sweaty crotch with a rock.
Anoop is caroxing!
by AG February 10, 2004

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