JSO: Jeff Savage Owens. The name of a guy who claims to be a savage, but is far from one. He is roughly 5foot 3 inches tall, no hair, crocked teeth, with a muffin top. He loves to threaten and degrade women on social media to make up for the small βpackageβ he carries. He is quick to say that he is going to βpull upβ but canβt even pull up a job application. He has an issue staying loyal to his wife.
Jus shitted on myself, just like LMFAO or ROFL but if something is funnier than that then you pretty much just shit on yourself so if something hella funny you put, JSOMS.
Term used by non-bipolarpeople who refer to one bipolar individual to "just snap out of it", during a manic episode or a severe mood swing. Almost or all the community of bipolar individuals hate this term. It's described as very hurtful, inappropriate, and very annoying as well. It's recomended to not use this term around one bipolar individual or AT a bipolar individual, since it becomes very irritating and can damage one's (bipolar individual) mood.
In programming, JSON is an abbreviation of JavaScript Object Notation. It's an open-standard file format that uses human-readable text to transmit data objects consisting of attributeβvalue pairs and array data types
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.