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the most beautiful girl alive and she is very pretty,sexy,loves clothes, nice, leader,cute,hottie, a model
joumana can easily can get annoyed or pissed by kids. she is very rare and when anyone sees her falls in love with her. she gets treated like a queen even though she dosnt ask to be treated that way.
boy 1: OMG DID U SEE JOUMANA WALK PAST US SHES SUCH A HOTTIE
boy 2: *faints*
joumana by Xqueen_xX November 23, 2016
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jougan • jorgan • juganaru • jugantar • Jogan • Jouan • jouhan • joumana • joumane • jugani
The end of your life.
Once you have encountered Jogan, you can never stop shipping it.

It is the pairing between Julian Larson and Logan Wright, in the popular fanfiction Dalton, by CP Coulter.

The pairing has a dedicated fanbase, who board the Jogan Gondola. These Gondoliers, are said to live, breathe, and speak Jogan.
Jogan, until my dying day.
Jogan by contagonistlove August 14, 2011

Jooganomics 

Jooganomics is a more complex and formal way of explaining the hierarchical structure of the word JOOG. It relates to subjects such as Business, Economics, and Communication. On the majority of occasions dealing with Math, based on prices, and discounted items and goods. More often than rarely, Jooganomics will take a Philosophical approach to gain a greater understanding of the word Joog.
Since Markel is from the Bay he understands the dialogue. So he uses his communication skills to bargain with others to get a better price on items. He uses economics and math to show that he can get a better price elsewhere and now receives the item at a joog ass price. Markel just used Jooganomics to get a discount on an item.
Jooganomics by Joog Man March 14, 2013

Juganawt 

Different Spelling for wordJuggernaut, often used for either illiterate people, or for people who want to fit Juggernaut into a space of 8 characters or less to fit all profiles on the internet, video games and more.
Often slightly crazy / deranged, typically with a warped, dark, evil sense of humour.

Traditionally found hunching over a computer of some sort, and is usually intoxicated when posting excessively on forums.
How many times have you posted on this topic? You're almost as bad as Juganawt.
Juganawt by Juganawt September 28, 2003
Jogan is a man that swears he is the coolest. Jogan believes he is a born leader but really should stick to the bench. He is one of those guys that just gets hyped as fuck on snapchat for no reason and shotguns a Bang every fucking day because he is bad ass. Any Jogan believes they will be the best football players ever especially if they play: Quaterback, Tight End, or Defensive End. Easiest way to find a Jogan is to spot the disgusting man bun on top of his head and no matter the weather a cut of T-shirt, compression pants, and a beanie while always keeping a duffel bag on him at all times.
Tio: Hey did you guys see Jogan's story ?
Brett: Yea I did not know he could bench 225 .
Tio: yea I know. did you see him run three miles in the rain ?
Brett: yes! I'm so glad he is my starting Quarterback.
Jogan by jimmyboobs69 August 29, 2019

Jugānisms 

Autism spectrum highest level of retardation
You have autism with a touch of jugānisms , must be heavily retarded
Jugānisms by Jebbadihut September 10, 2019
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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