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If you know a Josima be sure to keep her. They are hard to find!
I love my sister Josima.
Josima by camiluc November 28, 2012
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josima is known for being a Giga Chad.
I like josima
josima by josima September 7, 2021
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Josiahs are some of the greatest people you will ever meet in your entire life. Josiahs tend to make everyone around them laugh and is well known for being the greatest of all time. While josiahs are usually acting a fool they are surprisingly intelligent. Josiahs are the type of person you want to know due to their good looks intelligence and just being an all around awesome dude.
Man that type of josiah is such a character.
Josiah by ElderDraco270 November 18, 2017
Josia is a amazing person that everyone wants to date. An extremely handsome man and with an great personality. He's truly a very special guy and once you get to know him. I He'll change your world to make it better. He might not think he's worthy of the world, but truth to be told, he deserves much more, he deserves the universe. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. His love is heartfelt and sincere, that no amount can feel too much. He's the man you can't imagine life without. He's person you'll spend your days thinking about, wanting to speak to, care for, be there for. He's been through so much yet has a fighting spirit. You will adore, admire and love him.. You'll want to be there for him through thick and thin no matter what. A man like this will make you feel like you've never felt before. He is the sexiest person out there that you can ask for who secretly extremely intelligent. In addition to being a cool guy, he is amazingly hot guy who has hot abs. Josia is also sometimes referred to as a god as he has a some godly aura which follows him around. He has beautiful brown eyes that make you want to never stop looking at. He has the sweetest big smile you will ever see. Josia is Always sweet but when he has beef with people he will beat the crap out of them. He likes the sports Tennis and wrestling. That can win a girls heart instant.
Person 1:Damn Who is that Hot guy

Person 2: His name is Josia the hottest Guy in the whole world.

Person 1: His mine!

Person 2: HIS MINE!!!
Josia by The wog boy April 24, 2019
Joaipa is a very smart woman. Name came from Croatia. She is popular and has a grear career in front of her. Very nice and trustworthy
The only person i can trust is Josipa
Josipa by paaastaaa January 1, 2018
Always genuine and real, a true friend. He tends to be somewhat of a clown when in the mood and is a talented wordsmith. He is also very competitive and loves the taste of victory. Josiahs' find the right girl and stick with her but don't mind being a player once in a while... he is most compatible with Virgos' and their personalities tend to click. Due to their creativity, many Josiahs' are writers. He is goal oriented and works hard chasing his dreams, a fact much admired by others. Despite this, he loves having fun and will risk any embarrassment for a good laugh. His jokes tend to be corny but people love him anyways. Never has a problem with self-esteem and comes off as confident, masculine and attractive to the people he meets. All in all, Josiahs' are well balanced personalities and a constant source of entertainment to those round them.
"Hey, can you introduce me to Josiah?"
Josiah by livefrommiamiflorida February 6, 2010

Joshmary 

A beautiful girl who is always nice unless you get her mad. She will stick by you for everything. She can be crazy sometimes but she can also be mature. She doesn't crush on many so you are lucky If she likes you. she loves food and has kind Of long hair that is wavy. She gives the best hugs and kisses. Don't loose her.
Joshmary is beautiful.
Joshmary by Loml November 5, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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