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joshcka 

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a huge gimp, bad at league, he's in gold but it was all luck, also can't hold his liqour, gimped out on his added up drinks
often "disrespects" others and trash talks while getting mad easily
oh man did you see that gimp at the party last night?

yea he kept talking about being good at league, asking if i wanted lessons??

what a joshcka!!
joshcka by mr. po0p October 12, 2013
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Joshika 

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An amazing, sweet, smart, kind, beautiful, individual, who cares for everyone, and is VERY stylish
"You should totally pull a Joshika when you're being interviewed"
Joshika by APOTATNYAN June 7, 2018
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Joshika 

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A kind, sweet beautiful individual. She can make you laugh, but if you are mean to her or her friends she will make you cry! She is the kind of girl who will always be by your side no matter what and once you get through all the rough edges she is the kindest most gentle person in this world!
You should totally pull a Joshika in an interview!
Joshika by PoSiTIvE CHicK July 17, 2020
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Joschka 

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One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He’s also a massive MASSIVE nerd… but in a good way. He can be a little quiet at first but if you spend enough time around him you’ll soon come to realise how thoughtful and funny and perfect he is. There is no one that comes close to a Joschka. He is sporty and funny and intelligent and GORGEOUS. What more could you want?
Who’s that fitty over there?

Must be a Joschka!
Joschka by ryanreynoldsiscool November 22, 2021
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JoshCancun 

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JoshCancun is a real nigga YouTuber from Georgia.
Dat nigga JoshCancun real.
JoshCancun by BootyWarriorXxX97 May 28, 2021

Joschka 

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The best person alive. Loves everyone! Is loved by everyone. Always nice to everyone. Can get mad at someone easily. Overreacts sometimes. Loves irony. Always makes dumb and bad jokes even if the situation doesn’t call for it. Loves dark humor. Generally he’s weird but that’s what makes him unique and perfect in his own way.
Joschka is Great.
Joschka by NotJoschka November 21, 2021
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dirty joschka 

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the act of dickslapping your girl on the moment that you cum.
why does your cheek hurt?

he did a dirty joschka to me last night.
dirty joschka by thepipimaster9682 October 20, 2022
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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