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One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He’s also a massive MASSIVE nerd… but in a good way. He can be a little quiet at first but if you spend enough time around him you’ll soon come to realise how thoughtful and funny and perfect he is. There is no one that comes close to a Joschka. He is sporty and funny and intelligent and GORGEOUS. What more could you want?
Who’s that fitty over there?

Must be a Joschka!
Joschka by ryanreynoldsiscool November 22, 2021
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The best person alive. Loves everyone! Is loved by everyone. Always nice to everyone. Can get mad at someone easily. Overreacts sometimes. Loves irony. Always makes dumb and bad jokes even if the situation doesn’t call for it. Loves dark humor. Generally he’s weird but that’s what makes him unique and perfect in his own way.
Joschka is Great.
Joschka by NotJoschka November 21, 2021
Joschka is a beautiful person, she is kind and lovely. Everyone she talks to gets butterflys up their ass. She always makes everyone feel better in the best possible way
Chad: should we hang out with Joschka today?
Mongouse: oh hell yeah!
Joschka by De men November 21, 2021
Fucking fat faggot fucking stupid hoe fuck you joschka
Eww its a fucking joschka kill it
Joschka by Tony boggenst March 13, 2019

Joschka Moschka 

very tall person who is afraid of dogs, often seen with a "Sarah Marah"
Hey look, he is running away from the dog, he must be a Joschka Moschka!
Joschka Moschka by darkrai2! November 1, 2020

dirty joschka 

the act of dickslapping your girl on the moment that you cum.
why does your cheek hurt?

he did a dirty joschka to me last night.
dirty joschka by thepipimaster9682 October 20, 2022
Other word for god.
I believe in Joscha
Joscha by Joscha lul July 12, 2017
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