An attempt to say sausage by a good ole boy. Commonly used as response to a question or to use in a sentence with. It has no meaning, and no ones knows what a joshage is.
Jaylon: Hey Gran what did you do today.
Gran: I took my joshage to work today.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.