Josh M

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A smelly Annoying know it all who always has the highest grade in the
Class. Smells all of the time because he has not yet invested in Deodorant.
He's obsessed with video game and final fantasy and had more a.d.d than a 3 year old
that drank 5 mountain dews. He sits at home all Day long and has no human contact for
5 hours. Probably going live with his mom till he’s 50.

Josh M(to erik): can i borrow your final fantasy game?

Satin:Metcalf Stfu! your just a smelly little loser that stays at home all day long and plays video games. that why you never had and never will have a girfiend.

Erik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL!
Tom: BURN!!!!!!!!

Josh M by Tom1234567890 November 5, 2008

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Josh M

A loving man who is very patient wonderful and thoughtful. Joshua is sweet, kind, wonderful, smart, amazing, handsome and very very patient. He loves his friends and his family deeply and he cares about anyone. He is very forgiving and amazing. He has wonderful hair chubby cheeks that make his smile wonderful and a beautiful smile. He has amazing eyes that you will fall deep into. He is a great friend and a wonderful boyfriend who always makes time for you and spoils you even though you tell him you don't need it. Joshua is a wonderful person and you will never ever want to lose him.

Joshua is a great person and a great friend.
Josh M. is amazing.

Josh M by a_raz July 19, 2019

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No I'm Josh

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer

"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"

No I'm Josh by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

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Josh minute

Approximately 18 seconds; used for those too lazy and impatient to wait a full minute for something to occur.

"How long does it take for this hot pocket to cool down?"

"Just give it a Josh minute, I'm sure it'll be fine by then."

Josh minute by HorseWithAStapler August 25, 2013

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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