Josh M

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A smelly Annoying know it all who always has the highest grade in the
Class. Smells all of the time because he has not yet invested in Deodorant.
He's obsessed with video game and final fantasy and had more a.d.d than a 3 year old
that drank 5 mountain dews. He sits at home all Day long and has no human contact for
5 hours. Probably going live with his mom till he’s 50.

Josh M(to erik): can i borrow your final fantasy game?

Satin:Metcalf Stfu! your just a smelly little loser that stays at home all day long and plays video games. that why you never had and never will have a girfiend.

Erik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOL!
Tom: BURN!!!!!!!!

Josh M by Tom1234567890 November 5, 2008

Words you can keep

Josh M

A loving man who is very patient wonderful and thoughtful. Joshua is sweet, kind, wonderful, smart, amazing, handsome and very very patient. He loves his friends and his family deeply and he cares about anyone. He is very forgiving and amazing. He has wonderful hair chubby cheeks that make his smile wonderful and a beautiful smile. He has amazing eyes that you will fall deep into. He is a great friend and a wonderful boyfriend who always makes time for you and spoils you even though you tell him you don't need it. Joshua is a wonderful person and you will never ever want to lose him.

Joshua is a great person and a great friend.
Josh M. is amazing.

Josh M by a_raz July 19, 2019

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Josh M

a person with a huge ass cock

“WOW! Josh M has such a amazing cock!”

Josh M by amazingflibberwiber December 24, 2020

Josh M

Twat.

Josh M is a Twat.

Josh M by Josh lover 123 November 30, 2022

Josh M.

God.

Josh M. is God

Josh M. by kwenflnwekfnw December 3, 2017

No I'm Josh

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer

"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"

No I'm Josh by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

Josh minute

Approximately 18 seconds; used for those too lazy and impatient to wait a full minute for something to occur.

"How long does it take for this hot pocket to cool down?"

"Just give it a Josh minute, I'm sure it'll be fine by then."

Josh minute by HorseWithAStapler August 25, 2013

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026