josh allen

josh allen is known to be the biggest nonce on the planet

jimmy "have u heard of that guy who got his phone destroyed for sending nudes to underage girls?"
stuart "he must be a right josh allen"

by Titcho August 12, 2018

Josh Allen

Most beautiful human on the planet. Sweet, humble and kind. QB for the Buffalo Bills. Can hurdle any obstacle (or person) in his way. Throws footballs like darts. The best 4th quarter QB. Radiates big d*ck energy.

Id let Josh Allen f*ck my wife.

by MeowMix746 March 29, 2020

Josh Allen

Quaterback for the buffalo bills current owner for the miami dophins, new york jets and new england patriots. He is a parent to 3 kids named Zac wilson, Mac jones and Tau turntheballova. he is a MASSIVE stud for hot chicks. he also has a butler named tom brady who calls him daddy. (not by reqeust hes just weird).

Tom: yes daddy what can i do for you today?
Josh Allen: get mac, i have to take him to therapy again

by iykyk23456789 July 4, 2022

Josh Allen

The most handsomest man of all time. He is the best quarterback of all time and he throws absolute rocket balls. Joshua Patrick Allen is the leader of Bills mafia. His sweat smells amazing and he is so hunky. He can jump over anyone with ease. A 6 foot 5 ape who can throw 90 yards. He has many sons such as:

Mac jones, Tua Tagovailoa, Zach Wilson

Friend: Man, Josh Allen is amazing!

Me: I know right! He is so handsome!

by ThurmanThomas April 14, 2023

Josh Allen

Patrick Mahomes’ Son

“Yo did you see the bills game last night? Josh Allen was incredible!”

by Walk It To Em Wentz June 4, 2022

Josh Allen

Electric.

Josh Allen is simply electric.

by GoodVocab January 15, 2024

josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters

Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!

by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025