Josemanuel is the best best friend and boyfriend ever, he’s silly around his friends and generally the best to be around. Also, he’s the best boyfriend ever, he’s gentle, sweet, and a good kisser. Everybody wants to be like him, especially because of his good grades and he’s very sporty. Everybody talks about Josemanuel and asks about him.
Person: “Where’s Josemanuel?”
Josemanuels Girlfriend: “He’s at the park playing soccer.”
Person: “How long have you guys even been together?”
Josemanuels Girlfriend: “Over a year, he’s the sweetest boy ever, I love him so much.”
Josemanuels Girlfriend: “He’s at the park playing soccer.”
Person: “How long have you guys even been together?”
Josemanuels Girlfriend: “Over a year, he’s the sweetest boy ever, I love him so much.”
by imaginance November 20, 2023
Is a rich and sexy daddy he loves to hit girls from behind. He is shy around girls but he loves to kiss guys. He like to eat bananas on a boat in the mountains tops. Very smart and lifted tractors for a living. Very lovable
by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021
This guy looks like he just walked out of a "how to blend into the background" seminar. With his generic haircut that screams "I let my mom cut it," and that blank expression, he's the poster child for default settings. He probably spends his weekends mastering the art of doing nothing, while claiming to be an "aspiring entrepreneur" with zero follow-through. His favorite pastime? Staring into space, contemplating absolutely nothing. If he were a flavor, he'd be plain vanilla – reliable but ultimately forgettable. You can almost hear him saying, "I don't know, whatever you want," because making decisions is just too much effort.
Who's that pedo over there?
Oh Josemanuel? Dude he's a kid
Who's that pedo over there?
Josemanuel. He grew up, and now's he's meeting an underage girl and brought her cupcakes.
Lets catch Josemanuel
Nah he's fast as fuck
Curses Jose!
Oh Josemanuel? Dude he's a kid
Who's that pedo over there?
Josemanuel. He grew up, and now's he's meeting an underage girl and brought her cupcakes.
Lets catch Josemanuel
Nah he's fast as fuck
Curses Jose!
by unluckydog May 30, 2024