jorato 

dababy

man: dababy

man: big PP!1!!

man: jorato.

jorato by DAREAL Juanquavius March 31, 2021

Jarato Doriorisauras

1. An angry, fiesty young woman. 2. A mythical beast that carves hearts into its opponent's backside. 3. A quiet German woman that is lactose intolerant but still eats ice cream because she's gangsta. 4. Self inflicting leg breaks, many places are named after her, due to leg breaks. 5. A beautiful young woman who is ready to flourish through life.

The Jarato Doriorisauras is upon reckoning.

Jarato Doriorisauras by Daddy Boomer the third May 13, 2021

Jortoguega! 

excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.

Zaq: hey Greg wanna do some weed?
Greg: Jortoguega!

Zaq: chill the fuck out its just weed.

Jortoguega! by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018

Jonaton 

A style of miniature learning robot developed by Frank Peterson in the 1970s. It's small and innocent design hides it's darker nature.

Recent accomplishments of the jonaton include learning how to erase a whiteboard.

In the not so distance future, when Jonaton learns how to pick up a knife and the Robot Apocalypse will begin.

Steve: "Is that an army of Jonaton's, we're Doomed!"

Jonaton tells a humorous joke at a party.
Blake : "Looks like someone taught Jonaton how to make a joke."

Jonaton by P.Hombre July 22, 2011

jortornatonk 

To rip somebody's piercing out.

She was talking like she had an energizer bunny shoved up her ass and wouldn't shut up so I jortornatonked her.

jortornatonk by Jochanaforest December 13, 2009

hessika jorton 

her real name is jessica but prefers to switch the first two letters of her names to make it sound cooler. She is very energetic and loves everyone. She has no tolerance for bossy people, and doesn't really like when people tell her what to do. If you meet a hessika jorton you are a lucky person.

hey have you met hessika jorton ?

Nah

You should... you'll love her

hessika jorton by tomago otama December 18, 2019

jovato 

jo-vah-toe

Noun,

A retard buffoon who is uncabable of saying anything good about cars designed by BMW.

Man that guy Jovato sure is a queer.

jovato by al-anon-1 July 10, 2004