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joono is the coolest girl of the planet
joono by guesswho June 24, 2003
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has cornnut moments, tells people to look at her fist, likes to get mad at jackie when she cleans her bed, protrudes her lips when she dances, has a thing for ball-less guys, and asks tania who the helicopter is looking for
"your heart is so cold that i have to pick away at it just to get this much..............bitch!"
Joono by cornnut & froggy November 27, 2003
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joono Joonoh joonosed jono johno Jonothan johnowen Jonno johnoel johnophobia
a great geek who likes to be geeky...
a tall being, who likes to eat five times a day, loves ice cream... would die for.
Joono by mikee June 24, 2003

Joongdunking 

Verb. Chaotic and unhinged flirting between two people who already share a close relationship.
They were so enamored of one another, that they didn't realize their flirting had become joongdunking.
"Sung-Joon" is a slang term for someone who purposefully irritates others whilst acting oblivious to his/her actions.
Person X posts a photoshopped picture of Y to irritate him/her

Y: "why did you do that?!"
X: "ha...what are you talking about?"
Y:"You know what I mean!...your such a Sung-Joon"

Another example:

Person X falsely claims to have beaten up person Y in a sad attempt to gain clout from his/her peers.

Y: "Why are you telling people that you beat me up?"
X: (Giggling)"because I did"
Y: "What are you on about? Your such an SJ!"
Sung-Joon by O-Poggers August 8, 2020

joongdok 

It is the homoerotic connection between the characters Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja from the webnovel/webtoon 'Omniscient Reader'. Both showing signs of affection for each other and are respectively known as 'sunfish bastard' and 'ugly squid'.

Some examples being;
Yoo Joonghyuk choking Kim Dokja
They insult each other while caring the most about the other.
They would both sacrifice themselves for the other.
"Joongdok is canon." "Oh my god, I agree!"
joongdok by 9NY1F58X18O6Z4 February 2, 2022

doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.
Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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