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jongho
Jongho is the youngest member of Korean boyband "Ateez" he is extremely talented singer and has the strength of hulk which can tear part fruit with his bare hands.
he is the most adorable little thing ever and also is extremely handsome
he is the most adorable little thing ever and also is extremely handsome
Atiny 1: did you see what Ateez posted last night
Atiny 2: yeah about Jongho ripping that apple to shreds
Atiny 3: yeah he's such a hulk
Atiny 2: yeah about Jongho ripping that apple to shreds
Atiny 3: yeah he's such a hulk
jongho by 127milesfromnct January 15, 2019
Batu Pahat Johor
The most awful place on earth, even the word 'awful' is too holy to describe how unpleasant/unappealing that place is, need to wash both hands and mouth everytime we Malaysian type or say the name of that place. Most Malaysian refer the name 'Batu Pahat Johor' as something irritating and dreadful
Kamarul! Please flush the toilet after you use it! we don't wanna see and smell your Batu Pahat on the toilet bowl !!!!
Azri : Where did you go just now kamal?
Kamal : Toilet man, need to drop loads of Batu Pahat Johor in my tummy
I need to buy a new shoes, because i stepped on Batu Pahat yesterday, so disgusting!
John : Hey Jo, Where you rather go? Hell or Batu Pa-
Joseph : Mann don't finish that question! hell all day eryday!
Azri : Where did you go just now kamal?
Kamal : Toilet man, need to drop loads of Batu Pahat Johor in my tummy
I need to buy a new shoes, because i stepped on Batu Pahat yesterday, so disgusting!
John : Hey Jo, Where you rather go? Hell or Batu Pa-
Joseph : Mann don't finish that question! hell all day eryday!
Batu Pahat Johor by Bres Pump August 8, 2022
Janhova
The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.
I was listening to Janhova last night... "Rhythm Nation" is a classic.
Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".
Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".
Janhova by JanhovasWitness April 7, 2010
doing a jono
To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.
Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006
Doing a Jono
Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).
Doing a Jono by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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