JonBenet
A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.
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jonbenet by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009
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JonBenet
a beauty pageant queen who was brutally murdered on boxing day 1996 at 6 years old in her home in boulder colorado. this mystery was a cold case until a decade later john mark karr a former schoolteacher confessed to killing jonbenet and was arrested
Jonbenet
The act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.
Little Suzy pissed her pants again and now I'm going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a Jonbenet on her ass.
Jonbenet by MisBehavin October 29, 2011
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The Jonbenet by fghdftytfgbhna45tg September 26, 2006
Jon Benet Pâté
The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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