JonBenet

A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.

The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.

by anon. April 22, 2005

jonbenet

verb. To exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.

Don't jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your ass.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

JonBenet

a beauty pageant queen who was brutally murdered on boxing day 1996 at 6 years old in her home in boulder colorado. this mystery was a cold case until a decade later john mark karr a former schoolteacher confessed to killing jonbenet and was arrested

john mark karr: i killed jonbenet ramsey

guy: beats the crap out of him

john: im getting yur daughter next assholle

by gfhfghtjt August 18, 2006

JonBenet

Slang term to describe a woman that shaves her pussy smooth. Referencing JonBenet Ramsey's age when she was murdered (prepubescent).

Hey baby, how you looking down there? Like JonBenet?

Aww, you look so young. Just like JonBenet.

by EL_Coyote April 6, 2010

Jonbenet

The act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.

Little Suzy pissed her pants again and now I'm going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a Jonbenet on her ass.

by MisBehavin October 29, 2011

The Jonbenet

A pretty sick band if you ask me.

I just jaked myself to the jonbenet

by fghdftytfgbhna45tg September 26, 2006

Jon Benet Pâté

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.

Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020