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jon b by bronzeback369 June 1, 2017
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Jon Benet Pâté
The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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Jon Busch
Jon Busch by chicagodipdipfiresetset June 3, 2009
jon-bonding
1. Bonding over Jon Bon Jovi songs
2. People from different countries, or who speak different languages using Jon Bon Jovi songs as a lingua franca, or to bond together as a group.
2. People from different countries, or who speak different languages using Jon Bon Jovi songs as a lingua franca, or to bond together as a group.
I was sitting in a room with all these foreign guys and we were totally jon-bonding over 'You Give Love a Bad Name'
jon-bonding by therathasspoken April 30, 2009
Jon Blaze
a name referring to the original Ghost Rider's alter-ego, also known as the 'real' Ghost Rider. Thus this term relates to 'keeping it real', not selling out, and staying original. also: John Blaze
Jon Blaze by MidniteZebra August 18, 2011
Jon Bon Mundi
A man that has a great volume that lives for Bon Jovi and works at a deli
he also enjoys his life with the jam Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi
Fun Facts: Jon Bon Mundi can fit the Chinese army and navy and air force in his butthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of anal cavity
he also enjoys his life with the jam Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi
Fun Facts: Jon Bon Mundi can fit the Chinese army and navy and air force in his butthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of anal cavity
Mike Hawk: Hey what up Jon Bon Mundi
Jon Bon Mundi: What els but Jamming out to some Jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli
Mike Hawk: Mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well
Jon Bon Mundi: Yess!! I am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first
Jon Bon Mundi: What els but Jamming out to some Jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli
Mike Hawk: Mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well
Jon Bon Mundi: Yess!! I am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first
Jon Bon Mundi by robtown April 20, 2008
Jon Bones Jones
The greatest force the octagon has ever seen. Known for his vicious strikes and world-class greco-roman, Bones has become a superstar in the sport of mixed martial arts.
Jon Bones Jones by BlankMan187 April 4, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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