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Jon Benet Pâté 

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?
Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Jon Busch is the goalkeeper for the Chicago Fire and quite simply is nuthin to fuck wit.
big jon busch ain't nuttin to fuck wit!

jon-bonding

1. Bonding over Jon Bon Jovi songs

2. People from different countries, or who speak different languages using Jon Bon Jovi songs as a lingua franca, or to bond together as a group.
I was sitting in a room with all these foreign guys and we were totally jon-bonding over 'You Give Love a Bad Name'
jon-bonding by therathasspoken April 30, 2009
a name referring to the original Ghost Rider's alter-ego, also known as the 'real' Ghost Rider. Thus this term relates to 'keeping it real', not selling out, and staying original. also: John Blaze
P1: Wow, you don't mess around at all...
P2: Nah, just tryin to keep it Jon Blaze.
Jon Blaze by MidniteZebra August 18, 2011

Jon Bon Mundi

A man that has a great volume that lives for Bon Jovi and works at a deli
he also enjoys his life with the jam Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi

Fun Facts: Jon Bon Mundi can fit the Chinese army and navy and air force in his butthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of anal cavity
Mike Hawk: Hey what up Jon Bon Mundi

Jon Bon Mundi: What els but Jamming out to some Jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli

Mike Hawk: Mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well

Jon Bon Mundi: Yess!! I am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first
Jon Bon Mundi by robtown April 20, 2008

Jon Bones Jones 

The greatest force the octagon has ever seen. Known for his vicious strikes and world-class greco-roman, Bones has become a superstar in the sport of mixed martial arts.
Me: Yo Ale, who's gonna win the big fight tomorrow ?
Ale: Jon Bones Jones Fo Shoo !
Jon Bones Jones by BlankMan187 April 4, 2011