Jon and Kate 

The most dysfuntional family on US soil.

Jon: The father and the sane one. Been seen cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel. The better parent none the less. Jon lets his kids be kids while his estranged wife wants to treat them like adults when there ages are 5 and 8

Kate:Been engaged before but it was over because she was too controling. Been said to have an affair with her bodyguard. Bitch.

Jon and Kate plus 8 is the highest rated TV show on TLC. I don't blame Jon for cheating on his wife. She's horrible and i think he should get the kids. They like him better. Hell i like him better, Kate denied a thirsy Maddy water and then DRANK infront of her and she started crying. Backstage in an interview

Jon and Kate by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009

jon and kate 

To ejaculate inside of the vagina eight times, then slapping your partner in the forehead eight times with your cock, while fondling a plastic surgeons daughter.

"I can't wait to get you home to jon and kate."

jon and kate by chick cat November 4, 2009

Jon and Kate Plus 8 

A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.

M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)

How all conversations about this show should go.

Jon and Kate Plus 8 by Justin Gerard February 1, 2010

jon and kate plus 8 

A womans dream and a guys nightmare. It is either the best show on television or the worst show on television, depending who you are. There seems to be a surge in popularity the last couple of months. I hate the show, it's just a family that has eight kids.

Jon and Kate plus 8 is a TV show on TLC.

jon and kate plus 8 by baseracer June 24, 2009

Jon and Kate plus 8 

A TLC television show about a couple and their 8 children. It is one of the most watched shows on TLC. The show format is of the two parents recounting a particular day and the trails and tribulations that follow as they raise their children. These interview responses are interruptions to clips from that day. In other words, the most amazing show ever!

A: so what is your favorite show?
B: Jon and Kate plus 8
A: OMG ME TOO

Jon and Kate plus 8 by tlcrepresent December 18, 2008

Jon and Kate Plus 8 

An adorable show following the life of a family with sextuplets and twins.

Jon and Kate Plus 8 on TLC

Jon and Kate Plus 8 by hpo December 19, 2008

Jon and Kate Plus 8 

Pretty much the best TLC show in the world. About a mom and dad having 8 kids (twins and sextuplets)... Pretty much rocks if you love kids and life unscripted!!

Oh that show stinks.. its not Jon and Kate Plus 8!

Jon and Kate Plus 8 by Kathryn14 March 6, 2009