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A jovonda is headstrong. Determined and dedicated, yet caring and loving. A jovonda loves to have fun and let loose. Jovondas are poetic, artistic, and immensely fun to be around. Stunningly sexy, and also elegantly beautiful. Eloquent in speech and highly intelligent. Jovondas love to debate, even though they like to appear as if they are never wrong. Cutely conceited, great confidence. Jovondas are reliable, honest, and among other things drop dead gorgeous. Sweet, loving, nice, inviting. You know you have a jovonda if you can describe her in one word..... AMAZING!
"I wouldn't trade Jovonda for all the world."
Jovonda by chrissy & jr February 3, 2010
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One ugly ass black bitch who can't sing or dance and who pussy is stinking and look like raw stake when she had got exposed.
Jovonda is one ugly motherfucker!!!!!
Jovonda by Deadpool2466 December 17, 2018
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A very beautiful girl who has a huge heart. She will do so much for others and never asks anything in return. She makes the best girlfriend and is very loyal. True friend, Amazing listener, never judgmental, hates liars, and passionate. she believes anything is possible and never loses hope. If you know a Jovonna you should feel very honored.
I know this amazing girl. Her name is Jovonna.
jovonna by Miss Pia2244 March 31, 2016
Javonda is a super funny well rounded individual who loves to dance, goes to church and enjoys long walks on the beach. She is also super lucky and everybody likes her very much because she is pretty awesome.
I saw Javonda yesterday! God that woman is nice.
javonda by Kaseey May 14, 2015
A city in the northern suburbs of Perth, filled with apartments, shops, industrial area and a train station that's home to the biggest faggots on all of Perth. The train 'rats' as they are referred to or derros run rampant throughout the city and often can be found sharing a goon bag amoungst 20+people at 'Turtle Pond' (which is actually joondalup tafe campus). These rats mug, steal, and vandalize and are actually the deffinnition of scum. The joondalup delinquents are on the very bottom of society.
"Oi cunt let's go get a stick at joondalup traino"
"The bus service is shit in joondalup"
joondalup by Joondalup August 18, 2015
joondi (joondalup) is basically the most accessible place for all the wannabe roadmans in the northside of Perth,

If you go there at night you’ll often see a group of boys with about 20 people and around 3-4 girls,

The guys are usually wearing a puffer jacket and ripped shorts with a lv belt or nike tech, hoodrich, geedup, trapstar and always wearing a lv bag with a probably fake lv belt.

They usually go to esh under the joondalup carpark and it mostly made up of Maoris and Africans. The girls are always white girls with fat eyebrows and long black hair, mostly wearing tracksuits aswell

Always hanging around joondalup station like it’s their home even tho they all live spread out around, butler, currambine, Warwick, banskia grove, kinross and ocean reef.

Don’t be surprised if you see these guys carrying shanks and fighting people on the side of the road.
Joondi boys groupchat
“J: link joondi(joondalup) station

W : course lahd

L: who’s bringin dugu

J: i can scrape my grindr
A: who’s bringing the hoes doe

L:i’m right here?

C: see you soon boys x
Joondalup by perth civilian February 27, 2023
One crazy moths fucka who despises people that are lazy and don't work also is deaf and has a friend named Ashley.
Jolonda called me a whore.
jolonda by not a 45 year old cop November 27, 2014
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