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jolomisan 

Its a name typically given to a female. from the south region of Nigeria, Delta state precisely, but has since also been given to male children.

Jolomisan are homely, with a mindset on maintaining family connection and values. A concerned care giver, placing priority on meeting the needs of others before attending to theirs. They mostimes live sacrificial lives, and will require sensitive and concerned partners to meet their own needs.

They are fun to be around with, a good company to be with. They have an incline to readily become pals with a story teller, because of their love to be entertained.

Being married to Jolomisan, is a treasure to keep and guard jealously. They love genuinely when they are ready to commit, they are highly romantic as well as sexual. They are good partners for a life long relationship.
You are acting so Jolomisan?

I have a Jolomisan for a wife.
jolomisan by Mie-Definator February 1, 2020
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Jolokian tubes 

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.
Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.
Jolokian tubes by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020
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