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After our big fight earlier, my girlfriend got her jollys while we were lying in bed by pretending to be sleep and calling out her ex's name in mock tones of passion.

Dave really enjoys acting gay around uptight hetero males. That's how he gets his jollys. We tell him that he enjoys the role a bit too much. That is how we get ours.
jollys by Canadianinuk May 19, 2012
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heeby jollys

when your scared and smiling at the same time
im so heeby jollys

jollyblotto 

A fun drunk person. A happy drunk, not a mean bone in thier body.
That Joe is has been dringing for 8 hours and took some shit from his old lady, but he is just having fun telling jokes and funny stories. He's just a jollyblotto!
jollyblotto by BigDaveP August 10, 2012

Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
Jolly Boatman by Rad1234 February 20, 2009

jolly heck 

1) Another way of saying wowza when excited or amazed.
2) Can also be expressed more negatively when annoyed as a substitute for swearing.

Note: Can also be pronounced as "jolly eck"
e.g.

1. "Jolly Heck! That's one sizable rig"
2. "Why is sir giving us more work.... jolly heck bro."
jolly heck by yungmcca March 16, 2020

jollyranching 

Sticking as many Jolly Ranchers up a persons ass as possible and making someone else eat it while they shit it out.
1. Dude, her ass is so wide after the jollyranching. I can fit my head in that bih!

2. The jollyranching was the best experience I've ever had!

Jolly Space Cow

a happy cow of space usually in an Australian space siuit
The Jolly Space Cow was eating jelly. Jolly Space Cow is a very good YouTuber. Check out Jolly Space Cow on YouTube.
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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