jojoba

Someone who can always make you laugh and even when your down she's able to bring you up with a simple hello. She will always have your back, and will want the best for you in every way possible. When you laugh she will be there. She there though all the rough times always. When you cry she will be there, when your heartbroken she will be there she that kind of girl that makes your day every day of your life and did I mention she's wifey material.
Jojoba in the prime example of wifey material
by Mightyrighty August 08, 2015
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jojoba oil

Liquidity oil that you use as lube for your ear lobes during the process of gauging
Before I can gauge my ears, they need to be soaked in jojoba oil so the taper will slide in nicely
by 041815 March 31, 2016
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jojoba

a huge cock
impressively large not just lightly longer and girthyer than average
person one: you have a jojoba
person two: thank you that is very nice
by fat_neek January 21, 2022
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