jojoba 

Someone who can always make you laugh and even when your down she's able to bring you up with a simple hello. She will always have your back, and will want the best for you in every way possible. When you laugh she will be there. She there though all the rough times always. When you cry she will be there, when your heartbroken she will be there she that kind of girl that makes your day every day of your life and did I mention she's wifey material.

Jojoba in the prime example of wifey material

jojoba by Mightyrighty September 12, 2015

jojoba 

a huge cock
impressively large not just lightly longer and girthyer than average

person one: you have a jojoba
person two: thank you that is very nice

jojoba by fat_neek January 21, 2022

jojoba oil

Liquidity oil that you use as lube for your ear lobes during the process of gauging

Before I can gauge my ears, they need to be soaked in jojoba oil so the taper will slide in nicely

jojoba oil by 041815 July 2, 2016

Jojotard 

Someone who is excessively obsessed with JoJo's Bizarre Adventure that speaking to them, in itself can be quite a bizarre adventure for the victim.
They are usually found in the wild due to their characteristic trait which is scream stand cries and make jojo references like a monkee.

John: OMG DID THE AUTHOR MENTION MONKEE??? ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

Ansel: Stfu jojotard.

Jojotard by NotSergeantpotatoesdefo December 6, 2020

Jojofag 

A person in catagory as a week except only liking or using memes related to the long running series of anime and manga known as JoJo's bizzare adventure

Deta is a jojofag
--inkwell(the guy who made mordernbound)

Jojofag by Is there a name left November 25, 2018

Jojosapien

A human that has evolved in intelect and in physical abilities from watching and reading the anime/manga Jojo's Bizarre adventure. In return for their superior abilities they have to make a jojo reference every 12 hours. Also tries their best to be manly.

Police officer: it was you, Joe, who crushed that man's skull between your thighs, wasn't it?
Jojosapien: ha no,
Jojospaien: Kono dio da!

Jojosapien by Griffith did notin' wrong March 23, 2019

jojotard 

idiot that loves to spam jojo references and feels the incessant need to remind everyone about jojo, also loves to spoil anime onlys. the reason as to why the jojo fandom has gone down the mainstream shithole.

Person 1: I think JJBA is a decent anime.
Person 2: YEAH JOJO IS THE BEST ANIME IN THE WOOORLD AHAHAHAH SEE WHAT I DID THERE? ZA WARUDO MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA GIORNO THEME PIANO PIANO YO ANGELO!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!
Person 1: Fuck off jojotard.

jojotard by xX_MLG-SL4YER-OF-WEED_Xx December 5, 2021