johntovia
Johntovia aCrackhead with no hoes
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johntourage by mantion February 1, 2015
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jonovian
A boy who's smile lights up the room...some one who can deal with your shit for days and still not tell u how annoying you are. Someone who is sexy,smart,kind,and caring. Someone who can make you laugh on your worst days.Jonovian is fucking amazing
jonovian by Chickentenders1swoop10th February 3, 2018
Johnsonian Brassneckery
Used to describe someone who compulsively lies with exceptional conviction (in the style of previous UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.)
Honestly, we don't know how he even believes the things h's saying, we all know its utter bollocks. Totally deluded, a serious case of johnsonian brassneckery
Johnsonian Brassneckery by SemiColonicus July 16, 2022
Jontavia
A boy who loves sincerely. He often falls in love with one girl and its hard for him to let go of her. He usually loves sports especially football and seeks to be a leader. He is usually trust worthy and often is too nice.
He usually only dates girls with pretty faces and looks for the best. His life is a mystery and very few people know the truth about his life.
He usually only dates girls with pretty faces and looks for the best. His life is a mystery and very few people know the truth about his life.
Jontavia by thatboybe#1 March 8, 2011
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