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johntovia 

Funny Porch monkey who eats hamburger helpers
Johntovia aCrackhead with no hoes
johntovia by Opiumboy November 25, 2021
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johntourage 

A group of people who all attend events to support the wife of an Englishman named John
I'm going out to the bar tonight as part of the johntourage
johntourage by mantion February 1, 2015

jonovian 

A boy who's smile lights up the room...some one who can deal with your shit for days and still not tell u how annoying you are. Someone who is sexy,smart,kind,and caring. Someone who can make you laugh on your worst days.Jonovian is fucking amazing
All these boys at this school suck...i need to find me a Jonovian.

johnovan 

thick thighs
Juan-Damn Johnovan
Johnovan- what nigga
Juan- You got thick thighs
johnovan by bigdickbandits1 October 31, 2017

johntavia 

is a girl who is sexy asf and can make a boy cry in 1 second. Also is good at sports and can do anything perfect. Also has no red flags.
johntavia is good at sports.
johntavia by anonymous November 22, 2021

Johnsonian Brassneckery 

Used to describe someone who compulsively lies with exceptional conviction (in the style of previous UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.)
Honestly, we don't know how he even believes the things h's saying, we all know its utter bollocks. Totally deluded, a serious case of johnsonian brassneckery

Jontavia 

A boy who loves sincerely. He often falls in love with one girl and its hard for him to let go of her. He usually loves sports especially football and seeks to be a leader. He is usually trust worthy and often is too nice.

He usually only dates girls with pretty faces and looks for the best. His life is a mystery and very few people know the truth about his life.
Damn that boy is Jontavia he brings a whole new meaning to love
Jontavia by thatboybe#1 March 8, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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