johntovia 

Funny Porch monkey who eats hamburger helpers

Johntovia aCrackhead with no hoes

johntovia by Opiumboy November 25, 2021

johntourage 

A group of people who all attend events to support the wife of an Englishman named John

I'm going out to the bar tonight as part of the johntourage

johntourage by mantion February 1, 2015

jonovian 

A boy who's smile lights up the room...some one who can deal with your shit for days and still not tell u how annoying you are. Someone who is sexy,smart,kind,and caring. Someone who can make you laugh on your worst days.Jonovian is fucking amazing

All these boys at this school suck...i need to find me a Jonovian.

jonovian by Chickentenders1swoop10th February 3, 2018

johnovan 

thick thighs

Juan-Damn Johnovan
Johnovan- what nigga
Juan- You got thick thighs

johnovan by bigdickbandits1 October 31, 2017

johntavia 

is a girl who is sexy asf and can make a boy cry in 1 second. Also is good at sports and can do anything perfect. Also has no red flags.

johntavia is good at sports.

johntavia by anonymous November 22, 2021

Johnsonian Brassneckery 

Used to describe someone who compulsively lies with exceptional conviction (in the style of previous UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.)

Honestly, we don't know how he even believes the things h's saying, we all know its utter bollocks. Totally deluded, a serious case of johnsonian brassneckery

Johnsonian Brassneckery by SemiColonicus July 16, 2022

Jontavia 

A boy who loves sincerely. He often falls in love with one girl and its hard for him to let go of her. He usually loves sports especially football and seeks to be a leader. He is usually trust worthy and often is too nice.

He usually only dates girls with pretty faces and looks for the best. His life is a mystery and very few people know the truth about his life.

Damn that boy is Jontavia he brings a whole new meaning to love

Jontavia by thatboybe#1 March 8, 2011