johnson slap

slapping some one in the face with your penis

I johnson slaped that ho

johnson slap by jizzo_joe December 14, 2005

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Slap Johnson

a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.

"Slap My Johnson"
"iam gona slap your johnson"

Slap Johnson by Cursive March 5, 2005

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Johnson Slapper

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

Johnson Slapper by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005

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