Johnning 

The act of consuming caffeine while smoking a cigarette at the same time.

Guy 1: What's he doing with all those legal addictive substances over there?
Guy 2: Johnning.

Johnning by Johnninh April 26, 2009

Johnning 

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

Johnning by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

johnning 

Holding onto a any sort of weed for an extended amount of time.

Brett: Hey Chuck! Stop johnning THAT and pass it this way.

johnning by chuckyvorhees December 8, 2010

Johnning 

When you have completed a project and go back time after time to admire your own work!

After cleaning out my pantry (which was a war zone) I couldn't resist the urge to open the doors everytime I past by and john the end result.

Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.

Johnning by tinymh August 13, 2009

Johnning 

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems

"Stop Johnning bro"

Johnning by themsovietbois July 29, 2025

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

Elton Johning by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009