4 definitions by Whitmore is shit
A fat cunt who blames all his weight on a touch rugby accident. His wife tries to put him on diets but it never works because he has a stash of yoghurts and coke in his bottom draw. His only exercise us chasing year 7s round the field with a litter picker. Hes known to tell pointless stories about his family that no one gives 2 shits about
by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020
A once great school run by the bald supreme leader GMAC. Its glory days including daily fights by Rhys and Ryan Jones and the sight of callum holt running down the corridor with shit running down his leg. Legends of the school include chow, holly and rob bourton. Now the school is full of fannies in blazers following a 1 way system in their shitty masks.
by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020
David Williams is a very muscular sport teacher in whitmore high school. He goes by the name Dolph due to his squashed up nose and close resemblance to the rocky character. Dolph specialises in showing off his calf muscles and doing dead lifts in front of year 7s. He is often found roaming around the school car park in shorts while he shoes off how hard he is by wearing shorts in the snow. Dolph especially loves shagging his students' nan. Dolph would never miss an opportunity to exercise his calves.
by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020
Drew Peacock is a legendary physics teacher. He specialises in looking at the ceiling whole teaching so that he doesnt look at some of his younger students and get turned on. Its rumoured that he has a sex dungeon filled with year 7s in his store room. Drew peacock is currently in a relationship with James Evans and james is often turned on by Drew's sexy shenanigans.
Drew Peacock turns on James Evans
by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020