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A fat cunt who blames all his weight on a touch rugby accident. His wife tries to put him on diets but it never works because he has a stash of yoghurts and coke in his bottom draw. His only exercise us chasing year 7s round the field with a litter picker. Hes known to tell pointless stories about his family that no one gives 2 shits about
John Lloyd is a fat bastard
by Whitmore is shit September 08, 2020
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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The best guy ever. If you ever meet a Johnlloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. Johnlloyd is usually very outgoing. He is so attractive. He gets all the girls. People love Johnlloyd. He is the center of attention. If you have him as a boyfriend, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You will never want to let go of him. He is the most amazing all around guy you will ever meet. He's perfect. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a Johnlloyd, or you'll deeply regret it.
The best guy ever. If you ever meet a Johnlloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. Johnlloyd is usually very outgoing. He is so attractive. He gets all the girls. People love Johnlloyd. He is the center of attention. If you have him as a boyfriend, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You will never want to let go of him. He is the most amazing all around guy you will ever meet. He's perfect. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a Johnlloyd, or you'll deeply regret it.
by kedj June 07, 2021
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Johnlloyd is such a handsome, smart, and kind. He is cold to everyone except for his one and only love. He's such a childish and adorable. He has abs, great muscles and great stamina. He is not very formal in wearing clothes and always wears jacket. He's trustworthy and respectful. He's loyal, lovable, likes to cuddle and a funny guy. He's not talkative in just someone he's not comfortable at. The most reliable man. Johnlloyd is the only one true love, if some johnlloyd loves you, don't let go of him, he is so loyal and best lover but sometimes you'll get annoyed of him being childish.

Johnlloyd is so special.

-isa
Oh it's johnlloyd, he's cold as ever.

Yeah but I heard he's loyal

Johnlloyd is handsome too but only hard to approach.
by Reallyphsycho June 10, 2021
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