After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

john wilkes booth by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.

i just john wilkes booth'd your mom

John Wilkes Booth by Drew Donald October 26, 2007

The John Wilkes Booth

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.

"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"

The John Wilkes Booth by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014

John Wilkes Booth

The sexual act of ramming someone from behind then pulling out and ejaculating on the back of their head. Afterward, jumping out their window, taking off running, and yelling "The South shall rise again!!"

" I was banging Miranda last night, and didn't feel like cuddling, so I gave her the 'ol John Wilkes Booth and booked it out of there."

John Wilkes Booth by Cookmoney June 11, 2013

John Wilkes Booth

The man who did Lincoln extra dirty

John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty

John Wilkes Booth by JFK Shot First May 28, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026